Charlie Sheen Reunites with Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller

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Charlie Sheen and his ex-wife Brooke Mueller have been “hanging out” together recently, and there’s even a possible reconciliation in the works. Because it worked out so great before, you see. TMZ says:

Brooke [says] right after the last Goddess left Charlie’s world, [she] began hanging with Charlie at his home, where he’s been a virtual shut-in recently.

Brooke is saying, forget all the drama — she has a good time with [Charlie] and they have a lot in common, including twins.

Brooke was vague about what she does when she’s with Charlie, but she made it clear — the door is open, if only partially.

If that metaphorical “door” is “partially open,” it’s only because a crack pipe and a dildo are wedged in the doorjamb. Trust.

Irina Shayk for Next Lingerie, because (see above photo):

Britney Spears’ Parents Are Together Again

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After weathering eight years of divorce, a daughter’s nervous breakdown and teenage pregnancy, the parenting wonders known as Jamie and Lynne Spears have decided to reconcile. TMZ says:

Jamie and Lynne Spears — parents of one Britney Spears — [are] getting back together.

The couple divorced back in 2002 and though they are back together, we’re told there are no plans to re-marry as of now.

That’s just lovely. I’m sure somewhere bells sounded and a pair of white doves fluttered in silhouette against a Pacific sky. Right before they crapped on the hood of your car and were sucked into the engine of a 747.

Britney and beautiful hair in Santa Monica yesterday:

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are Dating Again

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She might be box office poison and bonafide man-repellent, but Jennifer Aniston’s personal life is finally starting to look up. Star Magazine says:

Jennifer has reunited with her ex John Mayer!

Jen and John met up for a romantic rendezvous earlier this month in New York City. “The meetup had to be on the down-low,” an insider tells Star. “He paid for a private jet so no one would know.”

After two failed attempts at romance, Jen and John have been working towards reconciliation since January. “She tried to be with other guys, but the feelings Jen has for John are the strongest she’s had since she split from Brad Pitt,” says the insider. “And she can’t give up on that.”

That’s right, Jen. Never give up. You just keep beating that dead horse. And when you start to get tired, well, you beat it even harder. Eventually, you’ll get something out of it. Even if its just the contents of its colon all over your designer shoes. From a single girl’s perspective, that’s just as good as a detectable pulse.

Jen playing “dress-up like a retard” for next month’s Harper’s Bazaar:

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Engaged (Again)

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It looks like Levi Johnston intends to make an honest woman out of Bristol Palin, because the two are engaged again, Us Weekly reports.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston reveal exclusively in the new Us Weekly that they are getting married.

And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans … until now.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.”

Bristol and Levi, 20 — who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 — tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son.

“I really thought we were over,” Levi tells Us Weekly. “So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk.”

Says Bristol, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) “retarded.” She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would “say and do anything for even more attention.” Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him “Ricky Hollywood” and called his “aspiring porn” career “heartbreaking.”

Says Bristol, “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.”

The Palins released a statement on the Today show Wednesday morning: “Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

I’d be careful if I were him. I envision Thanksgiving dinners with Sarah giving him the evil eye over the mashed potatoes, and wouldn’t be surprised if his turkey had a healthy dose of buckshot in it. You know she’s going to bring up the fact that he posed for Playgirl at the wedding while introducing him to friends and family:  ”And here’s my new son-in-law, the one who almost showed his wiener and did show his naked bottom for the whole world to see in that smut magazine. But we’ve totally forgiven him for that embarrassing indiscretion.” It has familial bliss written all over it.

Bristol in an unfortunate and unflattering dress at The Candie’s Foundation Event To Prevent back in May:

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Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper Are Back Together

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“Mamma Mia!” co-stars Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper are back together again! Yeah, I don’t know who that is, either. Star Magazine says

Last month, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper — who met on the set of the 2008 movie musical — decided to take a “break” to reevaluate their relationship. But earlier today the on-again couple was photographed rekindling their romance in Los Angeles… and seemed quite happy about it.

Dominic reportedly shagged his “Phaedra” co-star Ruth Negga and rubbed his naughty bits on Lindsay Lohan while he and Amanda were still dating, so I’m sure they’ll have lots of fun rediscovering each other now. Nothing rekindles romance quite like picking the nits out of your pubes and dabbing salve on your genital sores in front of a roaring fire.

Because burning when you pee is the new dozen red roses:

Time Heals All (Non-Existant) Wounds

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I remember Jenna Jameson accusing husband Tito Ortiz of beating her like it was yesterday. But really, it was more like two weeks ago. A lot can happen in two weeks. Like the entire lifespan of a Monarch butterfly, for example. The Dow Jones Industrial Average could rise and fall 1,000 points. Your sour cream could expire. My point is, two weeks is practically an eternity. I just hope the Domestic Relations Courts see it that way when they realize he’s violating the restraining order she took out against him.

One the beach in L.A. with their twins (15 more pics after the jump):

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Britney Spears and K-Fed Are Falling in Love Again

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Kevin Federline isn’t just looking after the kiddies while Britney tours — he’s also working that Federline magic on ol’ Brit-Brit again. According to Star Magazine

The family friend reveals there’s been “some kissing. It started when they agreed that Kevin would take the boys on tour. They’ve shared a lot of flirty moments. The truth is, they’re falling in love again.

Kevin has actually been gushing to his mom that being with Britney now reminds him of when they first fell in love in 2004.

Funny, I was just going to say he reminds me of Britney a few years back, too. But not Britney in 2004. More like Britney about a year ago. I bet you can actually hear the cholesterol accumulating in his arteries over the din of his constant chewing.

Busted leaving Britney’s hotel in New Orleans:

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Rihanna Chris Brown Are Back Together

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Apparently multiple contusions and death threats aren’t enough to keep true love apart — Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together again. According to People Magazine

The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the singer. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes.

Adds a source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves. They’ve reached out to each other.”

Funny story: When Chris initially “reached out” to her, Rihanna’s first instinct was to cover her head with her forearms and cower in a little ball on the ground. But I’m sure they all had a good laugh about it once she realized he wasn’t going to beat her within an inch of her life this time.

P.S. It seems Chris Brown can’t be within three feet of a girl without wanting to give her a knuckle sandwich (again here).

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