Those rumors that Michael Jackson’s nose had completely caved in on itself after dozens of rhinoplasties might be true after all. The NY Post says

Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose — and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.

Left behind was a “small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage,” [according to] witnesses who saw [his] body on the autopsy table.

Jackson wore the prosthetic to mask the effects of decades of plastic surgery.

I think he could have found a much more realistic looking nose if he’d just taken the time to look around. Like this one here, for example. It even comes with its own set of eyebrows. Two birds with one pair of glasses, baby!

And now for a British woman who spent $16,000 on plastic surgery to look just like Michael Jackson:

PHOTO CREDIT: Star Magazine

There’s something different about Hilary Duff’s younger sister Haylie, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Or in it, as it were. According to Star Magazine

“Haylie had her nose done,” New York City–based plastic surgeon Dr. Thomas P. Sterry [says], explaining that Haylie’s nose has been shortened, angled upward and rounded off.

“They [also] made her chin smaller by chipping away at the bone,” he adds.

Haylie’s altered appearance [cost] an estimated $20,000.

I was always under the impression that Haylie would be just as pretty as Hilary if she didn’t have that awful beak and Jay Leno chin, but clearly, this is not the case. Now she just looks like the product of a bestial affair between Heidi Fleiss and Mr. Ed.

Before nose job pictures:

After nose job pictures: