Sienna Miller Hates Her New Cobra Doll
Tags: action figure, baroness doll, g.i. joe, rise of cobra, Sienna Miller
The Sienna Miller Baroness action figure from the upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” was just released to toy stores nationwide this week — and of course, it’s not good enough for her. The NY Daily News says
Despite the honor [of being immortalized in plastic], the Brit has spoken out about her dismay over her Doppelganger. “My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen,” she complained of the brunette Baroness doll. “She looks sort of possessed.”
I was all prepared to call her a spoiled ungrateful cunt until I got a look at the doll myself. Boy, she wasn’t kidding. That things is hideous. It looks like the Pileforth Academy headmistress from “Three Men and a Little Lady” in a leather catsuit. How’s that for an obscure referencej, bitches?
Promoting the movie with Karolina Kurkova (Cover Girl) and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett):
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
