The divorce is off! Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn have kissed and made up for the 4,308th time. According to the NY Daily News

Weeks after filing for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Penn has withdrawn his motion, pulling the papers from California’s Marin County Superior Court.

“It was an arrogant mistake,” Penn [said].

Friends of the couple believe Penn filed his petition in a fit of pique.

“They may have gotten into a fight where she said she wanted a divorce and he filed just to beat her to the punch, even though he doesn’t want a divorce,” said a pal. “They love each other like crazy but they fight like crazy,” said a pal.

“That doesn’t mean they’re suddenly happy and in love. It’s anyone’s guess where this is going.”

There’s a word for people that vacillate between dish-smashing scream-fests and bouts of amorous passion: Italians. Sean and Robin should really go ahead an open a barber shop/pizzeria and embrace their inner guidos already.

Robin at Cannes this week:

‘Morning, boys and girls, it’s Sonya today. Surprise, surprise, another Hollywood marriage bites the dust as Sean Penn files for legal separation from Robin Wright Penn, better known (to me, at least) as Princess Buttercup. People reports,

Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show.

The actor is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their children, daughter Dylan, 18 and son Hopper, 15. He is also requesting that the court not award any spousal support to Wright Penn. The papers show the couple separated on April 23.

Poor Robin. I had hoped that she would have found “Wuv, twu wuv” , but it looks like she got stuck with more of a Humperdink than a Westley. Of course, if she really misses his face, she could always get a toothless grandma to suck on a lemon. Same thing.

With Naomi Watts filming the upcoming film, “Fair Game”: