Mel Gibson filed a restraining order against the mother of his bastard child Oksana Grigorieva in Los Angeles yesterday. That sound you hear is the tinkle of ex-wife Robyn Gibson’s champagne glasses and merry laughter. According to Radar Online:

In a blockbuster development in his bitter break-up with Oksana Grigorieva, the 54-year-old actor filed a temporary restraining order, a notice about a forthcoming court hearing and a notice of visitation rights and child custody.

Grigorieva was served the documents at her home in Sherman Oaks around 5pm Wednesday.

The real question is, does Robyn’s lawyer do the Told-You-So Dance, or does Robyn herself do it? I’ll have to consult my “Jilted Wives Who Get Theirs” handbook to be sure. Pretending to floss your crotch with the deed to to his summer home in Prague just doesn’t have quite the same impact without the song and high steps.

UPDATE: Turns out Oksana filed for a restraining order first — last Monday, to be exact — claiming Mel was “physically abusive” on more than one occasion back in January. Apparently you can’t file “I know you are but what am I?” petetions, so a restraining order is the next best thing.

Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn filed for divorce from her husband of 28 years last Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” According to TMZ

There is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50.

Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

Gibson was later seen swathed in blue paint atop an agitated horse in front the mansion he and his wife once shared, waving a Claymore sword and yelling, “You may take my stock options and my summer home in the Hamptons, but you’ll never take… MY FREEDOM!”

Various states of “You goddamn kids get off my lawn”: