Aging rock star Rod Stewart and wife Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Med this weekend when Rod got a hankerin’ for a little afternoon booby. News of the World says

As hungry Rod nipped along the deck towards her, Penny, 37, pulled down her pink sun-dress and popped out a boob. The 63-year-old star went ga-ga at the sight of it and cheekily latched on. One onlooker said: “What made it even weirder was the fact Rod was wearing an all-pink outfit too.”

I’m not quite sure when this site turned into a geriatric infantile fetish site, but congratulations — you’re now officially a pervert. Frankly, you disgust me. It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore.