It’s a sad day when Tinseltown deems you too whorish and used up to play the role of a teenage slut, but that’s just what happened to Lindsay Lohan. According to the Post Chronicle

Lindsay Lohan has been snubbed for a new film role about a sexually curious teen after producers ruled the troubled star is too “jaded” to play the part.

["Undiscovered Gyrl"] writer Allison Burnett revealed she’s passed up the actress as a prospect in a movie adaptation of her novel about a teen blogging about her sexual coming-of-age.

Burnett [said], “(Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her ‘baggage’ would only work against her.”

All is not lost here, Lindsay. If Hollywood needs someone to play, I don’t know… a down-on-her-luck lot lizard with a heart of gold, or maybe a meth addict stripper-turned-pornstar on the brink of a nervous breakdown, well, they’ve got their girl!

Shopping with her new fake lips and a see-through shirt yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News, Bauer-Griffin

Lindsay Lohan is bound and determined to flex the ol’ acting muscle with her latest movie role. According to The Sun

Lindz has reportedly sealed a deal to strip naked in a new movie called Florence. Star magazine claim the 21-year-old will be paid just £37,500 for the opportunity to play a sex mad waitress. A source tells the magazine: “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

Surely such a stretch will be worthy of Academy gold! She should consider other equally challenging roles like “washed-up former child star turned coke addict” or “penis-gobbing scourge of L.A.” I can almost smell the Oscars from here!

Lindsay leaving Nicole Richie’s house on Monday:

People Magazine reported yesterday that Daddy Spears has put daughter Britney on financial restriction — the courts decreed that Britney would receive a weekly allowance of only $1500, which barely even covers her frappuccino expenditures. How is she going to make the rounds to the Phillips 66 and the Citgo on that kind of change? Especially with gas nearing $5 a gallon? Don’t let’s forget the impulse wig shopping and bi-weekly hotel stays! It’s madness, I tell ya!

Anyway, there’s one bit of good news for Britney in all this: Daddy let her get a job. People Magazine goes on to say

The pop star is returning to TV, scoring a guest role on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother, a rep for the show [can] confirm. The news comes after Spears’s father and conservator, Jamie, gave his daughter permission to appear on the sitcom.

I’ll just add that to the list of reasons not to watch “How I Met Your Mother,” right next to “On same station as ‘Survivor,’ ‘Big Brother 8,’ and ‘The Ghost Whisperer.’”

On her way to — guess what! — eat: