Lindsay Lohan is bound and determined to flex the ol’ acting muscle with her latest movie role. According to The Sun

Lindz has reportedly sealed a deal to strip naked in a new movie called Florence. Star magazine claim the 21-year-old will be paid just £37,500 for the opportunity to play a sex mad waitress. A source tells the magazine: “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

Surely such a stretch will be worthy of Academy gold! She should consider other equally challenging roles like “washed-up former child star turned coke addict” or “penis-gobbing scourge of L.A.” I can almost smell the Oscars from here!

Lindsay leaving Nicole Richie’s house on Monday:

People Magazine reported yesterday that Daddy Spears has put daughter Britney on financial restriction — the courts decreed that Britney would receive a weekly allowance of only $1500, which barely even covers her frappuccino expenditures. How is she going to make the rounds to the Phillips 66 and the Citgo on that kind of change? Especially with gas nearing $5 a gallon? Don’t let’s forget the impulse wig shopping and bi-weekly hotel stays! It’s madness, I tell ya!

Anyway, there’s one bit of good news for Britney in all this: Daddy let her get a job. People Magazine goes on to say

The pop star is returning to TV, scoring a guest role on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother, a rep for the show [can] confirm. The news comes after Spears’s father and conservator, Jamie, gave his daughter permission to appear on the sitcom.

I’ll just add that to the list of reasons not to watch “How I Met Your Mother,” right next to “On same station as ‘Survivor,’ ‘Big Brother 8,’ and ‘The Ghost Whisperer.’”

On her way to — guess what! — eat: