Have you kids heard of this Twilight thing?  I’m going to assume that you have, or that you’ve just woken from a coma within the last ten minutes.  Anyway, another new Twilight promo came out:

Have you read these books?  I read them because I’ve been reviewing them for Pajiba, and they’re pretty much the worst things to happen to my eyes since that time I had to give my grandmother a sponge bath.  A drunk toddler with dyslexia and a broken Speak ‘n Spell could produce better books than this series. It’s taken me over a month to force myself to finish the third one, and I seriously don’t know if I have it in me to tackle the fourth.  Of course, the infinite suckage won’t stop me from seeing the movie.  It’s the primary reason I absolutely NEED to see the movie.  I have high hopes that it will be so bad that I’ll actually pull at least three muscles and possibly crack a rib from convulsions of laughter.

There was some kind of Twilight sneak peak at the Rome IFF, and Kristen Stewart was there yesterday.  These photos were labeled “Twilight Premiere” but they only showed 15 minutes of the film, so I think calling it a premiere is a bit of a stretch.  Anyhow, the point here is that Kristen Stewart confuses my eyeholes.  Sometimes she looks really pretty, and other times she looks like she just came off a bender and she stands around like a gazelle with vertigo that’s about to tip over.  See what I’m talkin’ about?