The douches from “Jersey Shore” grace the cover of the annual “Queer Issue” of Village Voice, except nobody told them they were posing for the gay issue. In the words of esteemed Italian poet Francesco Petrarca, “Ha ha ha ha ha!” Nine MSN says
Tough guys Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino were only too happy to grease up their pecs for the cover of this month’s Village Voice magazine, but unfortunately nobody told them they would be posing for the mag’s annual queer issue.
“They didn’t know,” a source tells the New York Post. “The paper’s not saying the cover boys are gay, just that that they’re hot.”
Wonder how the boys are going to react!
The only thing Italians hate more than “shampoo” and “reasoning with words” is the gays. They couldn’t have alienated themselves from the guido community any more if they had posed for Fuck the Pope Monthly.