The douches from “Jersey Shore” grace the cover of the annual “Queer Issue” of Village Voice, except nobody told them they were posing for the gay issue. In the words of esteemed Italian poet Francesco Petrarca, “Ha ha ha ha ha!” Nine MSN says

Tough guys Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino were only too happy to grease up their pecs for the cover of this month’s Village Voice magazine, but unfortunately nobody told them they would be posing for the mag’s annual queer issue.

“They didn’t know,” a source tells the New York Post. “The paper’s not saying the cover boys are gay, just that that they’re hot.”

Wonder how the boys are going to react!

The only thing Italians hate more than “shampoo” and “reasoning with words” is the gays. They couldn’t have alienated themselves from the guido community any more if they had posed for Fuck the Pope Monthly.

Looks like MTV made good on its threat — the cast of “Jersey Shore” is being replaced next season. According to Star Magazine

The casting director of the popular MTV reality series tells Blackbook magazine that the entire cast will be replaced for the third season.

This news comes after the current cast — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino and Angelina Pivarnick — demanded large pay increases for a second season following the ratings success of season one.

Being a loud-mouthed Italian with an assault record and a high school equivalency isn’t as rare a commodity as they might have initially been led to believe. I’m pretty sure it’s actually New Jersey’s chief export, right behind “gambling addicts” and “stink.”

GTL OMG C-3PO OU812 TMI!!!!:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

Stop me if you’ve heard this one — four guidos, a lingerie model and a six-foot hoagie walk into a photoshoot… yeah, there’s not really a punchline. Not unless you count Ronnie and The Situation’s shoes.

Bar Refaeli posing with the douches from Jersey Shore in Interview Magazine:

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