The Spawn of Bruce and Demi Alights
Tags: rumer willils

Oh, God. Where to even start? It’s like taking candy from a baby. An ugly, big-headed baby with tits. Well, there’s no arguing that Rumer Willis garnered the worst of both of her parents’ genes. Her parents of course being Sloth from Goonies and Hydrocephalus. I bet that makes for one hell of an interesting family tree tuber! It ought to be easy to trace your roots when you sprout underground.
More of Rumer at the premiere of “O, The Water Horse” in Hollywood:
