Jan 30, 2012
The audio from the 911 call made from Demi Moore’s home the night she went into a drug-induced seizure has been online for several days now, but for some reason people are just now getting around to noticing that her daughter Rumer is mentioned on the recording. The Daily Mail says:
During the 911 call, a male caller appears use [Rumer's] nickname, saying: ‘Hey, Ru, what’s the name at the gate so that we can buzz [the paramedics] in?’
A panicked female caller can first be heard saying: ‘She smoked something. It’s not marijuana, but it’s similar to incense… she’s convulsing and semi-conscious, barely.’
I can’t imagine anything lamer than doing whip-its with Rumer fucking Willis. In fact, “doing whip-its with Rumer Willis” sounds like some kind of punishment. Like something you’d make a pledge do right before you force him to eat a bowl of mayonnaise while doing jumping jacks.
Jan 20, 2012
There’s a new romance in the air for Zac Efron. No, he hasn’t come clean and just gone ahead and started openly dating men, but he’s getting warmer. Radar Online says,
Longtime pals Zac Efron and Rumer Willis are taking their relationship to the next level, an insider tells Star. They celebrated their new status with a romantic Turks & Caicos getaway in late December.
“Zac had been trying to win back [High School Musical costar] Vanessa Hudgens, but she’s moved on” with Austin Butler, as Star revealed.
Zac, 24, finally realized that the right woman had been there for him all along. “At first, they’d socialize in groups, then Rumer started going over to Zac’s L.A. house,” says the insider. “She’d decorate and make the place really home — then she began spending the night, and they’re acting like a couple. Zac told Rumer he’s developing strong feelings for her.”
Of course he’d have her over to help him decorate. The girl’s got a chin like a mallet. Don’t tell me that doesn’t come in handy when you want to drive a few nails in the wall to hang some pictures. He doesn’t risk getting his pretty fingers smashed, he keeps up the illusion of not being gay, and her, well, gay guys are great experts at girl talk, right? It’s a win-win situation.
The Beard That Got Away: Vanessa Hudgens sucking face with current boyfriend Austin Butler in Hawaii:
Jan 13, 2011
Rumer Willis had to take her moon-face all the way to Indonesia to be named as “Hollywood’s Next Wave”. It’s too bad their Google translator didn’t work right. They were really going for “Hollywood’s Next Pigskin” in reference to her football-shaped head.
Square jaws are so now:
Nov 22, 2010
Miley Cyrus doesn’t turn 18 until tomorrow, she didn’t waste any time participating in less-than-childlike activities. Says Us Magazine,
Clad in a black bra and leather pants, Cyrus leaned up against a banquette as teen star Avan Jogia seductively nuzzled her neck at Trousdale nightclub.
But her steamy smooch with the Victorious actor, 18, wasn’t the only thing that had partygoers gawking.
“She was so busy dancing and hanging with her friends,” an eyewitness tells UsMagazine.com, adding that Cyrus and Ke$ha had a dance-off to Pink‘s “Raise Your Glass” that brought “everyone out on the dance floor.”
And don’t expect the party to stop anytime soon: Earlier that evening, Cyrus told Access Hollywood that her birthday festivities will continue for at least another week.
“I have a birthday month,” she said. “I do the whole month of November. Thanksgiving, cake — [it's] all about me on Thanksgiving!”
I’m not sure this is quite what the Puritans had in mind when they fled to America amidst religious persecution. I don’t really see Fanny Goodwyfe shucking her buckled shoes and pulling up her dress to bump and grind. But if she did, maybe they would have spent less time burning witches and more time “knowing each other” in the Biblical sense and being happy.
With a really big stupid painting of herself, and with pal Rumer Willis and their moms.
