Kim Kardashian, according to a “source”, is ready to move on from her marriage to Kris Humphries to more narcissistic grounds. Namely, Kanye West. This is also know in theological circles as, “The Whore of Babylon and The Beast pairing in a culmination of ultimate abomination”. Says Digital Spy,
The two, who were first spotted on a date on Wednesday (April 4), have been romantically linked a number of times.
“They’ve been friends for years,” a source told Us Weekly.
“Kim is ready to give it a try now,” the insider added.
The alleged couple enjoyed lunch together on Thursday, eating at the Serafina restaurant in New York City, according to TMZ.
In March, Kardashian laughed off rumors that she was involved with the rapper.
I don’t even want to think about the implications of the combined power of their narcissism could bring. I heard that in the Apocrypha, that upon hearing of their unholy joining, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse curl up in little balls, rocking back and forth, wailing for heaven to come down on their heads. It’s that bad, people.