Actor Rupert Everett recently voiced his opinion on the death of Michael Jackson in a spectacular stream of verbal diarrhea. He told the Daily Mirror

“[Michael Jackson] looked like a character from Shrek. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was a freak.”

Michael Jackson was “a freak?” Well, there’s a case of the surgically-disfigured pot calling the kettle black! But not too black. He continued:

“We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It’s absolutely fascinating to watch.”

Then he added, “Ooh, ooh — I almost forgot — what’s black and white and dead all over? Michael Jackson! Ha ha! Get it?” before kicking his way through a crowd of paraplegic children and blind puppies.

Speaking of blind puppies, cute pictures of a dog named Bonnie who serves as a seeing eye dog for a blind dog named Clyde:

You might remember 49-year old actor Rupert Everett from such challenging roles as “Stuffy British Fop” and “Token Gay Guy” in the cinematic masterpieces “Dunston Checks In” and “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” but I doubt you’d recognize him now that he’s butchered his face. According Star Magazine

“… Rupert had a face-lift,” [the founder of the Premier Plastic Surgery Center of New Jersey] said. “His cheeks are fuller and lifted, and his jawline and neck are pulled back and smoother.”

As for his forehead, it’s… Botox. “He’s definitely using it. He is very animated, and there are no lines visible on his forehead.”

The last element in Rupert’s new look — a chin implant! “The shape and projection of the chin is drastically different. It’s much more pointed.”

He must have told his surgeon, “I’m thinking ‘Madame Tussaud’s,’ but with more of a dead-eyed creepy factor.” This has to be most terrifying case of gayface I’ve ever seen.

Before the face-lift: