You’ve already seen Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel nude in Russell James’ V2, but it has since come to my attention that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker is also naked in V2. Clearly I’d be remiss not to share those photos, too. I’m nothing if not thorough, my mom always said! She also said, “You’re the reason your father left” and “Nobody likes fat girls,” but I don’t really see how that applies here.

I neglected to mention in my earlier post that Russell James’ V2 also features Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel completely naked. Sorry about that. Far be it from me to codify levels of artistic sophistication into an exclusionary hierarchy, but I am an elitist, and as such, I should have known better. You wouldn’t reference Michelangelo’s David without including any close up shots of the wiener, would you? It’s practically artistic blasphemy!

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I’ve always considered myself a patron of the arts — particularly if the art is mostly naked boobs — and Russell James’ new work “V2″ is just that. I counted nine clearly visible nipples in these pics of Miranda Kerr and one kinda blurry one. That’s TEN nipples altogether. So you can see it meets even the most stringent sine qua non to be deemed fine art by yours truly. Enjoy all the culture and high-brow sophistication!

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These Marisa Miller pictures aren’t any newer than the Heidi Klum ones from the other day, but they’re making the rounds again because of the new Russell James book.  However, since Marisa is at least 50% naked in every shot, I’m guessing none of you will care how old the photos are.

If the artsy fartsy black & white stuff is too highbrow for your hillbilly ass, how ’bout some colour?

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These Heidi Klum pictures aren’t new, but unless you’d rather look at Bai Ling or some WWE “ladies”, you’ll take these and you’ll like ‘em because they are by far the sexiest things I can find today.  They’re from a Russell James photoshoot for some book or other, I think.  I don’t really remember, because I wasn’t paying much attention when I read the tags.  I assumed you wouldn’t care.  Because it’s Heidi Klum.  And she’s naked.  What else do you need to know?