S.S. Sienna Miller in Russian Harper’s Bazaar

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Sienna Miller has a spread in next month’s Russian Harper’s Bazaar that’s supposed to be all “sexy” and “cutting edge,” but it comes across more “disheveled” and “confused,” like a hobo trapped in a bathroom at a petting zoo. Or, you know, like you just woke up in a motel room in Guadalajara next to a live goat and a sea captain with an actual hook for a hand. Hey, what happens in the ’90′s stays in the 90′s, I always say! Well, except for the herpes, of course. That one stays with you forever.

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