Mandy Moore Got Married
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In the most boring news ever to befoul your screen, singers Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams were married earlier this week in Georgia. Zzzzzzz… Us Weekly says
They tied the knot Tuesday in Savannah… [in a] secret wedding.
After confirming her engagement to Adams in February, Moore said she wanted the wedding “to slip by unnoticed by everybody. I guess we have to be sort of sneaky about it, but I’ll see what I can accomplish.”
I don’t know how two people who look like that managed to escape the public eye for so long! You’d have thought the Center for Disease Control would have snatched them right off the street and properly quarantined them until they consented to their Hepatitis vaccinations.
Boring, loring, snoring:
