Ryan Jenkins, the “Megan Wants a Millionaire” contestant who murdered and viciously dismembered wife Jasmine Fiore last weekend, has been found dead of an apparent suicide in British Columbia. According to TMZ

The manager of the Thunderbird motel [says] Jenkins checked in on Friday. He was dropped off by a woman in her early 20s who drove a silver PT Cruiser with Alberta license plates. She stayed for about 20 minutes and wasn’t seen again. The room was paid for two days. When Jenkins didn’t check it out today, the manager and his nephew went to check on him. When there was no answer, they entered the room and found Jenkins hanging by his belt from a coat rack.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sgt. Duncan Pound said: “Preliminary evidence suggests that [Jenkins] took his own life. Any further details will not be released at this time as this investigation remains in its infancy.”

Wow. Cosmic retribution. Well, like Justin Timberlake says, “What goes around comes around.” He also says “See these shackles? Baby, I’m your slave” and “I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave,” but I don’t think those are really appropriate. Let’s try and keep it classy here.

A former Playboy model named Jasmine Fiore was found stuffed in a suitcase after being strangled to death in Orange County, California on Saturday, and her husband, reality star Ryan Jenkins, has presumably fled the country for Canada. You might recognize Jenkins from such hits as VH1’s “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” in which he competed with other wealthy suitors for the affections of “Rock of Love’s” butt-nugget Megan Hauserman. You might also recognize Jenkins from L.A. country district court, where he was sentenced to 15 months probation and mandatory counseling for “psychological domestic violence coping skills” and sex addiction after beating a girlfriend in 2005. TMZ says

Sheriff’s deputies in Washington state [say] that they believe Ryan Alexander Jenkins has escaped to Canada by foot.

- Yesterday evening a witness reported seeing someone matching Jenkins’ description driving a black BMW SUV (we know he owned one) with a boat in tow in a marina which is extremely close to the Canadian border.

- A short time later deputies found the boat and the SUV abandoned.

- A manhunt then began for Jenkins by land, sea, and air, conducted by federal agents, deputies, cops, and Canadian authorities.

- They were unable to find Jenkins and now think that he literally made a run for the border — crossing over by foot.

They could always put bloodhounds on the case. Guys like him leave a scent trail of cheap puss a mile long. Believe me, you just can’t shake the stank of peroxide, self-tanner, Victoria’s Secret body spray and ball sweat off your person, not to mention out of the trunk of your car. Not without using a lot of bleach and a pressure washer, anyway. The more you know…

See their blissfully trashy wedding photos here.

GRISLY UPDATE: Apparently the guy hacked off all her fingers and pulled out all her teeth before stuffing her in that suitcase. Sure makes my “dismembering a hooker” joke there at the end a lot less funny. Well, less funny than it already was. I’m not saying it was funny to begin with. Really? Well, then, fuck you. I don’t have to take this shit.