Sacha Baron Cohen strips down to nothing but his bare kugelsack on the cover of next month’s GQ magazine to promote his new movie “Bruno: The Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.” The Daily Mail says of the movie:

Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie Bruno is shockingly funny, some of the time.

There are scenes in Bruno that… I turned my head away from the screen. There’s a lot of exposure of rear ends, and front ends.

The point is to shock, to make your cringe in your seat, to shake your head and go, “No, he’s not going to do that, is he?!” Oh, yes he is, my God, he did.

By all accounts this movie is shockingly distasteful and indefensibly obscene. And if you’re reading this blog, chances are you’re just as excited to see it as I am.

Read his hilarious GQ interview here.

Vampire shitfest “Twilight” took home five awards at the MTV Movie Awards last night while “Slumdog Millionaire” walked away empty-handed, confirming everyone’s suspicion that the next generation is full idiot twats that could benefit from a good tear-gassing. But despite the lack of mass-released lachrymatory agents, the show was still salvaged by “Bruno” actor Sacha Baron Cohen’s descent from on high ass-first into rapper Eminem’s unsuspecting face. Us Weekly says

Dressed in white wings and feathers and suspended by cables, he flew around the Gibson Amphitheatre [and] happened to land on Eminem, with his bare buttocks in the rapper’s face.

A visibly upset Eminem yelped. “Get the [fuck] off me!”

“Nice to meet you,” Cohen replied.

Eminem’s bodyguards then proceeded to pull Cohen off the rapper.

“Hey, don’t touch me! I’ve already got a boyfriend!” he yelled.

Once Cohen was off Eminem, the rapper jumped up and stormed out of the theater with his bodyguards.

Ooh, I bet that’s just like what the apostles saw when Jesus ascended into heaven. Except, you know, with more taint and freshly-waxed ball sack.