Dozens of female celebrities and actresses — from the Olsen Twins to supermodel Cindy Crawford — get almost-naked in photographer Timothy White’s new book “Hollywood Pinups” ($39.95, Collins Design). Actress Angie Harmon, seen above, gets the most naked of all, but not just because naked hot chicks are awesome. The collection of naughty photos is actually a charitable endeavor — 100% of the proceeds go to fight global poverty. And, it seems, to aid those without an impetus to masturbate. Statistics indicate it’s the biggest problem currently facing males age 14-73 in our nation today! Won’t you do your part and get naked, too? I say it’s time to stop being part of the problem and start becoming part of the solution, ladies!

Latina bombshell Salma Hayek has landed a recurring role on the NBC sitcom “30 Rock” as Alec Baldwin’s character’s new love interest. I can think of two very good reasons she scored a “recurring role” on the show. Two massive, supple, heaving reasons. A) Her impressive command of the English language, and B) the depth and range her “Sinbad Show” experience brings to the table. Not since Charro has such a wealth of talent and English mastery been present in one amazing woman!

Shooting 30 Rock in Brooklyn on Saturday:

Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby girl over the weekend. People magazine reports

Salma Hayek and her businessman fiancé, François Henri Pinault, are the parents of a baby girl, Valentina Paloma Pinault. “Mother and daughter are doing well,” Hayek’s publicist said in a statement. The daughter is the first child for Hayek. Pinault, 45, has two children from a previous marriage which ended in divorce in 2004.

Good for Salma. Since practically every actress in Hollywood is either pregnant or having babies, here are a couple of shots of pregnant Nicole Richie relaxing in Hawaii with perma-shirted Joel Madden. When they aren’t complaining about indigestion or farting or blowing up with preeclampsia, pregnant women can be pretty hot. The whole “fountain of life” bit. Plus huge boobs. I was almost an E cup by the end of my last trimester. Sure, I was two hundred pounds and didn’t “walk” so much as I “staggered around clutching my back and moaning,” but my rack was fucking awesome. If it weren’t for all the veins and the bright red stretch marks and the African bushman nipples, I would have looked just like a porn star.

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Salma Hayek had defended her full-frontal nude scene in her latest movie “Ask the Dust,” claiming that the sequence is a vital part of the story. She appears naked in a short beach scene with co-star Colin Farrell in the romantic film. She tells NY Daily News:

“I don’t want to do nudity just for the sake of doing nudity. But this is an iconic part of the story from the book. It’s important because it represents my character Camilla’s spirit, which is very free, and yet she lives in world where she’s very repressed by the circumstances. So the nudity is almost symbolic for who she is.”

I love it when actresses get philosophical about showing off their asses. The truth is that nudity sells and that’s it.

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Her new movie Bandidas may not be that great, but I would still nominate Salma Hayek for next year’s Golden Globes Awards.