After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up after a nasty argument… [about] Sam’s friendship with Nicole Richie, who’s apparently no fan of Lohan.
Just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.
This is boring, so in more important news, I came across these pictures of Lindsay Lohan partying at the Axe Body Spray Lounge in the Hamptons. No, seriously. Axe fucking Body Spray. You will never find a more wretched hive of douchiness and ass-wipery. If being photographed at the Axe Body Spray lounge wasn’t enough to tip you off, here’s a handy list of ways to tell if you are, in fact, a complete douchebag. Might want to write these down.
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A DOUCHEBAG
10. You have a subscription to Maxim or Cigar Aficionado magazine
9. You refer to yourself as “Turbo” or “Deuce”
8. You use the term “bromance” and “manscape” in everyday conversation
7. You have a soul patch
6. You have a dream catcher hanging in your bedroom
5. You have a dream catcher tattooed on your bicep
4. You have a Chinese symbol/tribal armband/yin-yang tattooed on your bicep
3. You Tivo every episode of Entourage
2. You’re Brett Michaels
and the number one way to tell whether or not you’re a douchebag:
1. You’re reading this list because part of you isn’t totally sure you aren’t a douchebag. Douchebag!