Girls, do you ever feel that you’re not being treated like a sex object enough? Do you wake up in the morning and say to yourself, I really wish someone would start humping the back of my head for no apparent reason? Well, today’s your lucky day, because artist Sander Reijers makes hoodies from old inflatable sex dolls. He cuts up old dolls bought from sex shops – then uses the parts to create hooded tracksuit tops, or hoodies. Yes, you heard right–used sex toys you can wear! From the caption of the picture:

The 31-year-old says he cannot understand why people would choose to have sex with the rubber objects. So he prefers that they to turn them into something wearable. The designer explained: “I customize existing tracksuit tops with parts of the blow-up dolls.
“These dolls are so ugly and vulgar that turning them into something beautiful has become a challenge for me. The doll is a means to convey something else.”

He’s absolutely right. Wearing rubber coated with men’s DNA on your head is actually quite a lovely idea. Crowned with humanity! Enveloped with the essence of life!