There couldn’t be highs if there weren’t lows, and here to support that theory is Missi Pyle in a bright turquoise nightmare complete with frosted lipstick (!). It looks like it was made by someone in a sewing class who decided to put all her draping skills to use at one time, and didn’t want to waste some good fabric. Plus, I’m not a fan of the armored-boob look. So here are some more of my favorite dresses to hate, and some dresses on people I love to hate:
Viola Davis’ fussy green goblin gown was clamping down on her boobs while fitting poorly elsewhere:
Tina Fey’s dress looked like it had an improvised last-minute length adjustment done:
1-year-old Louis Bardo continues to enjoy his ridiculously good fortune of being Sandra Bullock’s adopted son as he was gifted with a painting by famous American artist Andy Warhol. Digital Spy reports,
Sandra Bullock’s 1-year-old son Louis Bardo has received an Andy Warhol ‘Peaches’ painting as a gift.
The famous Warhol painting was given by the actress’s agent, who won the artwork at an auction, reports US Weekly.
The auction was held at the amFAR Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles on Thursday, and Bullock’s agent topped the bidding with $14,000 (£9,900). Proceeds from the auction will be donated to amFAR’s AIDS research.
Bullock, who adopted her son in January 2010, also was a guest at the gala to honor the creator of amfAR, the late Elizabeth Taylor.
“I want to thank Kevin Huvane and Bryan Lourd for not being cheap f**ks and gifting my son with his first Warhol,” the Blind Side actress quipped.
It makes you think, doesn’t it? If little Louis had been left in his native New Orleans, he could’ve ended up stealing valuable artwork instead of being gifted it. Fate has quite a sense of humor.
You saw pictures earlier of Sandra at the amfAR Gala, so here are some pictures of Kylie Minogue in fishnets.
After the “pumpkin patch incident” earlier this week where she got kicked out for acting like a total slut, Courtney Stodden along with creepy pedophile husband Doug Hutchinson slurred her way through an explanation of what really went down when she sat down with Dr. Drew.(the other moms were jealous). Says Daily Mail,
Her upcoming appearance on Dr. Drew is designed to explain her racy Pumpkin Patch appearance last weekend.
But Courtney Stodden appears to make matters worse for herself as she slurs her way through the interview on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers, alongside her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson.
In a sneak preview of the sit-down, the 17-year-old is seen with garbled speech and consistently fidgets as she perches herself on the addiction medicine specialist’s couch.
Dressed in a revealing pink mini dress, her behaviour can only be described as odd.
Even Doug himself is forced to interject at numerous times, when the teen bride attempts to speak on her own behalf.
In the clip, the pair explain the incident, which lead to the teenage bride being asked to leave the PG13 event after furious parents complained about her inappropriate behavior.
Doug confirms that they were indeed kicked out of the event.
‘One thing about the pumpkin patch fiasco; we were kicked off the pumpkin patch,’ Doug explains.
‘We went to pick out pumpkins the other day… Courtney was dressed as you saw her in sort of the Daisy Duke like thing.’
‘Was she kicked out for the attire?’ asks Drew.
As Doug repeats the question and before he can answer Drew, Courtney interjects. Posing and pouting, she is seen slurring her words.
‘The women were coming up to the manager and complaining,’ she says .
‘Because of the kids?’ Drew asks.
‘Because of the kids,’ Courtney replies sarcastically, making quotation mark gestures with her fingers as she sways back and forth on the couch.
Doug is then seen once again taking over, with the occasion clap and ‘woo-hew’ thrown in by Courtney.
The Green Mile actor tells Drew that there were people at the patch who were enjoying their appearance.
‘And their cleavage was hanging out quit a bit,’ Courtney once again butts in.
Courtney was asked to leave the pumpkin patch in Valencia, California last weekend, due to her inappropriate attire and behaviour.
“Pumpkin patch princess”, huh? Someone should really pitch the idea to Disney. Their lineup of Disney Princesses is really lacking in PVC boots, silicone and Parkinson’s-like movements.
Here’s Sandra Bullock at the 2011 amfAR Inspiration Gala, doing “frosted eyeshadow” right:
Ever since they did that one movie I never saw, people have been rooting for Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds to get together. She’s divorced, he’s divorced, and it turns out they both like going for long walks in the woods and predictable romantic comedies. You can’t deny the hand of destiny! TMZ says:
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds hooked up for a friendly hike in the Wyoming wilderness — along with Sandy’s adorable son Louis Bardo.
Ryan carried Louis in a backpack during the nature walk through Grand Teton National Park last weekend.
The trio is vacationing in Jackson Hole with a few other friends.
It’s kinda hard to make out, but he’s got Sandra’s kid strapped on his back. And everybody knows carting around her kid is the ultimate aphrodisiac for a mother. You could have platters of oysters and caviar surrounded by a moat of chocolate next to a rose petal trail leading to a candle-lit bubble bath and it still won’t get you laid as fast as fifteen minutes of playing daddy to her baby. Sometimes the only strings you have to pull are in the back of a talking stuffed teddy bear.
Pig-face Scarlett Johansson and her ex-husband Ryan Reynolds might have just gotten divorced, but that hasn’t stopped them from going on dates together. The Daily Mail says:
They’ve only been divorced for five weeks, but it seems Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have already had a change of heart.
The once happy couple were spotted having an intimate meal together last month in Los Angeles.
The two have reportedly been in constant contact since then.
I think the reason they split in the first place was because of all their differences. Like how she went to market and he stayed home. And how she was always having roast beef while he was having none.
Ryan with Sandra Bullock at the premiere of “Change Up”:
There wouldn’t be winners if there weren’t losers too, and that’s why we here at Yeeeah! like to highlight the worst dressed at the Oscars. It’s our responsibility to keep the balance of good and bad, dark and light; to sustain the yin-yang balance of fashion, so to speak. We also happen to be bitter harpies and enjoy a good laugh at other people’s expense, too. It’s tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
Without further ado, here’s my picks for worst dressed, plus those unfortunates whose fashion choices weren’t interesting enough to elicit more than a “meh” from me.
When the first thing I think of is “tarred and feathered”, it’s not a good thing. Virginia Madsen:
24-year old (!) Florence Welch of Florence + The Machine models the latest in the 1865 Winter-Spring edition of Pioneer Woman.
TLC reality stars Jesse James and Kat von D revealed that they are engaged to be divorced yesterday. Fairy tales really do come true, boys and girls! Especially if there’s a webcam and white power involved. Us Magazine says:
Less than seven months after his messy divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized, the motorcycle mogul, 41, is now engaged to TLC star and tattoo artist Kat von D!
Von D (real name: Katherine von Drachenberg), 28, confirmed the news on Twitter on Thursday. “I guess the ‘kat’ is outta the bag, eh? Thank you for all the wonderful, loving congratulations from you all. Overwhelmed with joy right now!”
This will be Monster Garage star James’ fourth marriage.
I just don’t understand how Jesse James could be with someone as beautiful and likeable as Sandra Bullock and still end up going back to the same old tatted-up skanks he banged before (well, and during, to be technical) her. It’s like a dog returning to his own vomit, or Britney Spears to Taco Bell and a gas station bathroom.
You didn’t really think the greatest actor of our generation would stay single for long, did you? Hello! You saw Blade: Trinity, right? Star Magazine says:
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock ushered in 2011 together… [and] the pair are dating!
Ryan, 34, and Sandra, 46, were spotted dining at her Austin, Tex., restaurant Bess Bistro on New Year’s Eve. They reportedly danced the night away and left together at 2 am.
Ryan has been leaning on Sandra since his marriage to Scarlett Johansson started falling apart on Dec. 23. Sandra’s marriage to Jesse James crumbled in early 2010 after she adopted baby Louis.
I don’t know about you or Sandra, but Ryan Reynolds had me back at “cock-juggling thundercunt.” I try to use that expression as often as possible in most of my everyday conversations. It’s a real eyebrow-raiser.
Sandra Bullock with her adopted baby Louis “L’il Kradle Kap” Bullock last month:
Sandra Bullock will sit down with the Today Show next Tuesday in her first televised interview since husband Jesse James’ multiple affairs were revealed earlier this year. The Daily Mail says:
The Oscar winning Blind Side star has agreed to a sit-down with Today show host Matt Lauer.
The interview is set to be filmed in New Orleans, where Bullock owns a home, and is scheduled to air on the NBC morning show on August 31.
Lauer and Bullock will talk about her support for Warren Easton Charter High School in New Orleans, and he will join her for the opening of the school’s on-campus health clinic that the actress helped fund.
I’m sure it will be just as bland and non-invasive as Elin Nordegren’s People magazine interview was — less on where her ex-husband was stuffing his peen, and more on her stupid charitable endeavors in Ray Nagin’sChocolate City. Well, people don’t want to hear about kindness and goodwill. They want smut and salaciousness and something that would burst into flames if Jesus got within ten feet of it. So it’s probably safe to say that this blog is gonna go up like a tinderbox full of mujaheddin backpacks when the Second Coming is nigh. Consider yourself warned.
Sandra Bullock is now officially a single woman — her divorce from Jesse James was finalized last week in Texas. TMZ says:
Both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week [and] filed [them] with the clerk’s office in Travis County, making the divorce final.
Sandra filed for divorce back on April 23, saying the marriage “has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities.”
And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.
Well, I’ve learned from experience that finalizing a divorce doesn’t necessarily mean it’s over. Neither does a court order prohibiting you from coming within 500 feet of your ex. All I had to do was show up on his doorstep at four in the morning with a loaded 12-gauge and force him to look through our old photo albums at gun point. See how happy we were together? See? It can be like that again, I promise!
Hi guys, it’s Sonya again for today, but Abby will be back tomorrow. The MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you’re like me, I refuse to watch an award show where New Moon wins anything besides a steaming pile of crap. So, the big news was that Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson, Mark Wahlberg humped Will Ferrell as they were suspended in harnesses, and Tom Cruise reprised his Les Grossman role from Tropic Thunder while dancing with Beyonce. It’s kind of nice to see him taking himself a little less seriously, but he’s still a creepy midget nutjob, and his “funny” falls kind of flat. But all I really care about is what everyone was wearing, so down with Xenu and let’s check out the clothes.
100 crows had to die for Christina Aguilera to look this good bad:
Jesse James publicly offered up an excuse for his multiple affairs on ABC’s Nightline last night: his sad feelings about his dad beating him when he was a little kid made him do it. He said in the interview:
“Bike builder, Monster Garage TV star, all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so that people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a seven-year-old. [My father] beat my ass pretty good… I just remember, like, clinched teeth, strained-neck look on his face. My whole childhood, I was always scared.”
“[One time my dad was chasing me in the dark and] I tripped and snapped my wrist and I remember my dad laughed at me when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. I was petrified of my dad. I was a terrorized kid and, I mean, it’s really tough for me to think about now because… [my daughter] is the age that I was when my dad broke my arm.”
Unless his dad beat him with biker chick fetish magazines and white supremacist porn, I fail to see the correlation between his affairs and his abuse. I don’t buy into that whole culture of victimhood rhetoric. Your “feelings of worthlessness,” your “self-sabotage,” your “innate struggle between Eros and Thanatos” — all of it’s bullshit, every last bit of it. You want to assign blame, you need to start pointing the finger where it belongs: at the Jews.
