Sandra Bullock’s soon-to-be ex-husband Jesse James will be giving his first public interview since news of his multiple affairs broke earlier this year. Entertainment Tonight says

James is going on the record in a new TV interview with ABC’s “Nightline” on Tuesday, May 25. He’ll answer questions about his marital indiscretions and his time in rehab, [including] why he cheated on his Oscar-winning wife and what role he’ll have in her newly adopted baby son Louis Bardo Bullock’s life.

But nobody on Nightline better refer to him as “the most hated man in America,” because it’s not on his list of Jesse-James-approved insults. According to TMZ

Jesse James he no longer wants to be referred to as a Nazi … or as that dumbass who cheated on Sandra Bullock.

James is making his plea to an L.A. County Superior Court judge, in a case where Jesse is accused of screwing over a clothing company.

In the docs, Jesse asks the judge to exclude any evidence or mention of:

- Jesse’s sexual behavior
- The phrase “most hated man in America” to describe Jesse
- Any mention of the word “nazi” or “nazis” to describe Jesse
- The terms, “monster … skin head … racist … homophobe … prostitute … cheater”
- Bombshell McGee

Also prohibited: the terms “poopyhead,” “baldy,” “the great white way,” and “Kommandant Stinken Püssen.” I just want to know where my lawyer was when I was at recess in the third grade.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is still convinced that she’ll be able to convince people that she didn’t know Jesse James was married when she banged him. Plus, it’s like they’re soul mates! Via Digital Spy,

The tattooed model told Inside Edition that she sincerely apologises to Sandra Bullock for what happened between her and the actress’s estranged husband.

“I am so sorry this happened, [it's] a heartfelt apology,” said McGee. “I feel for her. And to go through all this, the embarrassment she must be going through… it’s very sad.”

McGee said that she met James after sending him a MySpace friend request in the hope that it would lead to modelling work. The mechanic then invited her to his garage and when she got there, she added that he “put the moves on her”.

“I said to him, ‘Wait, wait, wait, stop, this isn’t right. Aren’t you married to Sandra?’ And he said, ‘No, we are separated. I can’t talk about it, she’s filming a movie right now, she lives in Austin, Texas. I live here. We live separately, we are not together’.”

She also confirmed that he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. “I was duped by him. I believed him when he told me that he was separated,” she insisted.

After explaining that the two had sex on the sofa in his office that night, she offered an explanation as to why James was attracted to her.

“I think Jesse saw maybe a little bit more in common with me. We have the tattoos, we’re into the motorcycles. He always told me how beautiful I was, [said] I had gorgeous eyes. On a daily basis I heard how beautiful I was. Maybe I offered something intellectually she didn’t have.”

Oh yeah, you offered something that Sandra didn’t have, but let’s not pretend it was intellectual. I think it was something more along the lines of “anal sex”, a “burning itch”, and “flirting with contracting Hep C”.

Now that she’s kicked her whoremongering husband Jesse James to the curb, Sandra Bullock has a new man in her life — his name is Louis, and he’s black, and he hails from Ray Nagin’s magical Chocolate City. People Magazine says

Bullock reveals that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy born in New Orleans. Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family – including James’s children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now adopting as a single parent.

Wait — I think I already saw this one. She uses her spunky Bible Belt can-do attitude to raise him to be a good Christian pro football player while making some insightful self-discoveries of her own. Running time: 120 minutes. Rated PG-13 for brief violence, drug and sexual references.

UPDATE: Read Jesse James’ official statement about the divorce and adoption after the jump.

Jesse revisiting the ‘tard yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

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The New York Post is reporting that Sandra Bullock is preparing divorce papers against horn-dog hubby Jesse James.

The Academy Award-winning actress has prepared divorce papers against her cheating hubby, while it was revealed today that the couple has a pre-nup agreement that specifies he gets no money should they split because of infidelity.
Bullock is ready to divorce Jesse James after it was revealed last month that he had cheated on her with at least four other women, RadarOnline.com reported.
The celebrity site reported last week that James had confessed to carrying on affairs with seven women.
As a result, the bad boy biker checked himself into an Arizona rehab clinic to receive treatment for sex addiction, but reportedly left after Bullock refused to take his phone calls.

That was a smart thing to do on Sandra’s part, as far as the pre-nup goes. Too bad she didn’t have the smarts to figure out it probably wasn’t a good idea to marry someone who’d been married to a porn star. It never ceases to amaze me how seemingly intelligent women get really stupid when it comes to the men they pick. If he’s not Prince Charming when you marry him, he’s not likely to change after you marry him! This “Duh” moment brought to you by Sonya.

I warned you the deluge of whores was about to be unleashed: a third woman has come forward claiming she had sex with Jesse James while he was still married to Sandra Bullock. And no, despite what the picture may suggest, Ms. Daguerre was actually born a female (slide show here). According to TMZ:

Brigitte Daguerre claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex 4 times before she cut it off.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up), many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, “I’ll be your monkey.”

Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn’t letting loose. He explains, “I’m texting you in secret.”

Seriously, I didn’t think anyone could surface who’d make Tiger Woods look like the good guy, but damn if Jesse didn’t pull it off. Tiger might be a philandering whoremongering blackhearted cheater, yes, but he fucked around on a snooty foreign model, not America’s sweetheart. The only way Jesse could be less popular with the American public now is if he took dump on the Statue of Liberty and then wiped his his ass with the flag.

It’s been revealed today that a former female employee at Jesse James’ West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against him and his company to the tune of $725,000 back in 2007. That would be two years into his marriage to Sandra Bullock, for those of you who aren’t so hot with math. According to TMZ:

The woman claimed between 2006 – 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, “Need anything before I split?” She responded, “Some Tums.” Jesse replied, “I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better.”

She claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred’s law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

In the settlement docs, Jesse neither admitted nor denied the allegations.

When asked for comment, Tiger Woods reportedly said, “Wheeeeeee!” and high-fived his press agent. This has gotta be the best thing to happen to him this year.

Carrie Underwood in next month’s Allure, because the broads that dude bangs are GD disgusting:

More women have come forward this week claiming to have bedded sex-scandal-plagued Tiger Woods (whore left) and Jesse James (whore right). You might want to go ahead and Lysol your monitor before you read any further. The Daily Mail says

Adult film actress Devon James claimed her relationship with Woods lasted for two-and-a-half years.

The 29-year-old blonde said Woods paid nearly [six grand] for her and another woman to engage in a threesome.

Ms James [says Tiger] brought up his wife Elin Nordegren on their second meeting, telling her that she didn’t want to have sex very often.

She insisted she could back up her romantic connection to Woods with phone records.

What a classy dame right there. Put a swastika on that hat and a few more tattoos on her chest and she could have been underneath Jesse James a couple of times, too. Kinda like Melissa Smith, the chick on the right in the header shot. Star Magazine says

The sexy blonde stripper spills the exclusive details of her affair with the Jesse — including unprotected sex, kinky requests and intercourse on his office couch.

Melissa first made contact with Jesse online… in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party.

After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave his e-mail address with the name “Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.

Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where they “ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa [says].

And there’s sure to be more women to come. Us Magazine says

Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James cheated on her with other women besides tattoo model Michelle McGee.

“This is just the first person who has gone public,” one source [says]. “This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored.”

In fact, James’ infidelity has been an open secret among employees at his West Coast Choppers bike shop. James would regularly post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source. “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.”

How could Bullock, 45, be in the dark about her husband of nearly five years?

“He is a whole other person when they’re together,” says a source. “She was completely duped.”

This just confirms my suspicion that women would rule the fucking galaxy if we didn’t keep falling in love with the jerkoffs we sleep with. Pussy makes the world go round. It’s a multi-billion dollar industry. It sells everything from automobiles to soda and seems to be the only reason most men get up in the morning. You can be fat, old, ugly, stupid — doesn’t matter, so long as you have a vagina. It’s the proverbial “carrot before the horse,” so to speak. As long as you’re willing to defile yourself with said carrot in front of a webcam while wearing a leather bustier and another woman’s ass as a hat. Only then will our dreams of an absolute gynocracy finally be realized, ladies!

It looks like Sandra Bullock is about to drop the big D on Jesse James, because she’s already been in contact with several divorce lawyers. According to TMZ

Sandra’s reps have been in touch with several high-end divorce lawyers, [including] Lance Spiegel, who handled divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson.

As for Jesse, his business people have contacted several lawyers as well, but he will not be initiating the divorce. His reps are asking the attorneys “if they’d be interested in taking the case” if Sandra files.

As for whether a divorce petition will be filed, one source simply said, “Something’s happening.”

Well, that’s not how Nazi Poster Girl Michelle McGee remembers it, because she claims the two were already separated before the news of his infidelities broke, and that they were planning on going public with split after Sandra finished filming her next movie. Radar Online says

“He said they were separated and he was going to leave his wife and go public with the separation after the filming of her movie,” [said McGee’s best friend Mary Gusman], a cocktail waitress at the Pure Platinum Strip Club.

She said Jesse told Michelle, “She’s in Atlanta, she’s in Texas doing her filming. After that’s coming out, since we’re so high-profile then we will come out with everything, but we don’t want to come out with the separation now.”

Apparently, McGee is sorry for the pain that selling her story has caused. “I think Michelle is sorry for other people getting hurt,” Gusman added. “She doesn’t apologize because she feels deceived by Jesse James. Of course, she does feel for what Sandra must be going through and feeling because on some level Michelle feels it too.”

Yes, poor, poor, Michelle McGee. How hard this must all be for her. Of course, she was never actually married to him, and maybe she didn’t spend five years of her life raising his child after numerous custody battles with his lecherous ex-wife, but she did lay on her back in his garage and let him squirt on her. More than once, if you’ll remember. Really, I don’t know why you haven’t already sent a card or baked her a nice casserole. Jerk.

Sandra with his daughter that she’s raised as her own earlier this month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

If you thought Sandra Bullock’s disgraced husband Jesse James couldn’t look any more like an asshole after all this mess, you’d be wrong. Turns out his mistress isn’t the only one who enjoys dressing up in Third Reich regalia and taking pictures. According to TMZ

There is a photo of Jesse James wearing a hat that looks identical to the one Michelle McGee is wearing in her Nazi photos… and he is making the Nazi salute.

We’ve seen the photo — which reportedly was taken two years ago — and there is no mistaking it’s Jesse.

In the photo, Jesse is holding up his right hand in a “Heil Hitler” pose, and with his left hand he is covering his mouth with two fingers mimicking Hitler’s mustache.

Jesus. I don’t know what’s worse — dressing up like Hitler, or dressing yourself like the ‘tard from “Drop Dead Gorgeous” and walking around town that way for a whole goddamn day. Six of one, if you ask me.

Caption on the pictures — not making this up — “Jesse Looks Sad”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

Things just aren’t looking up for Jesse James since news of his affair with fetish model Michelle McGee broke. Unless you’re talking about a one-handed Third Reich salute, in which case it is very much looking up, because that’s how white supremacists do it, you see. TMZ says

[These] shocking photos of Michelle McGee were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic.

In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).

In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”

Oof. That’s like finding out the dog turd you stepped in barefoot had a bunch of broken glass and rusty nails in. No offense to any dog turds out there, of course. It’s just a innocuous visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of “going from bad to worse to Jesus-fucking-Christ-what-the-hell-did-I-just-stick-my-dick-in.” Or as you probably call it, Saturday morning.

See the rest of the charming pictures at TMZ.

Now that he’s been publicly outed as a philandering whoremonger, Jesse James is really, very, truly sorry. I’m sure he is. We’ve seen what it was he was having sex with. I’m almost sorry for him myself. He issued the following statement to People Magazine:

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

I’ll admit, that’s a pretty heartfelt apology, but “sorry” doesn’t fix having the rug yanked out from under you and the wind knocked out of you and your heart cut from your chest and stuffed down your throat because you’ve just learned everything you’ve believed for the last five years has been a goddamn dirty lie. It’s like that time I found out that Miller Lite was less filling, but did NOT taste great. A girl can only take so much before she completely falls apart. We’re not made of stone, you know!

There may be some credence to Life & Style’s claims that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James cheated on her with a dominatrix, because she’s suddenly pulled out of all upcoming promotional obligations and he’s gone and deleted his Twitter account. Star Magazine says

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side. The San Diego-based tattoo model claims Jesse texted her as recently as March 14th.

Hours after news of this alleged affair became public, Sandy — who’s raising Jesse’s youngest daughter, Sunny, whose mother is troubled porn star Janine Lindemulder — pulled out of the London premiere of Blind Side. A rep said she won’t attend the junket or premiere next week because she’s “unable to travel due to unforeseen circumstances.”

Meanwhile, Jesse — a frequent user of Twitter, which helped reunite him with his missing dog Cinnabun earlier this year — abruptly deleted his account which he had been posting to multiple times a day for at least the last six months under the handle @frankyluckman.

And just who is this Michelle “Bombshell” McGee? I’m glad you asked. According to Fox411

The tattoo model is featured on a site called SoCalGlamourGirls.com, where viewers can pay to see her on a webcam. “I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam,” her profile reads. “Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.”

[She] also mentions her foot fetish and dominatrix work, stating “I mostly wear leather and chains for my video chat customers.”

McGee claims that she’s currently working on her Masters degree in biochemistry, stating that she has a BS in biology [and] also claims to have completed two years of medical school.

However, she’s listed as 24 years-old on the site, so unless she’s some kind of leather-clad Doogie Howser, that math just doesn’t add up.

The Best Actress Academy Award curse strikes again! Let’s see — there’s Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet, all of whose relationships hit the skids in the months following their Oscar win. And now Sandra Bullock, less than a week after she took home Academy gold! That category is relationship poison. You’d be better off winning an award for “inoperable goiter” and “chronic halitosis” than taking home an Oscar for best actress.

UPDATE: People Magazine is now reporting that Sandra moved out of the home she and Jesse shared on Monday. Also, I got my hands on some better quality pics of the whore (thumbs 2 & 3). Do you think she uses a Bic or a Sharpie to draw on those eyebrows?