Aug 18, 20094
Lindsay Lohan Looks Great
Tags: greasy, Inglourious Basterds, Lindsay Lohan, old, photos, pictures, screening, ugly
God. Damn. Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years old. 23! In human years! Is there a clock that runs backwards nearby or something? It’s like Indiana Jones’ girlfriend in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Mary-Kate Olsen had a really ugly old woman baby, only instead of raising it in a New Orleans assisted living facility, they coated it in bacon rinds and fed it methamphetamines and scabs from the knees of truck stop hookers. They could call this version “The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole.” Othewise it’s just copyright infringement.
At the Inglourious Bastards afterparty in New York:
PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News
