Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their wedding vows in Malibu yesterday with a white-trash themed hoe-down for a bunch of friends and family. I’d swear these pictures were from my third wedding, except there aren’t any F-150s plastered with Confederate flags in the background and none of the bridesmaids are doing kegstands.
The 40th Annual NAACP Image Awards were last night. I have no idea if they were televised, because I still have the flu and I spent my evening raging with fever, hoping that I might die in my sleep and find an end to my suffering. Alas, I woke up this morning still nine kinds of alive and still feverish, cursing every god I’ve ever heard of. I am not remotely in a good mood, so buckle your chin straps, bitches. Today might be a little bumpy.
Another red carpet, more ladies in dresses…
Rosario Dawson (oooh, pretty):
Halle Berry (drink her in before she shaves her head for Nappily Ever After):
Dakota Fanning (I guess she’s a Strong Black Woman now since she did The Secret Life of Bees):
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