Dad of less than one year Matthew McConaughey announced yesterday that he is expecting his second child with girlfriend Camila Alves. I guess all that stuff about pot making you sterile is bullshit. He wrote on his official site

“We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.”

The “greatest miracle in the world?” Come on. The mice that live in my pantry just pulled off the greatest miracle in the world like 35 times in the last week alone. I’d say the bigger miracle in all this is that “The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” didn’t result in any attempts on his life. Lucky for him, Tennessee gun laws really got in the way of my doing anything about it.