Kate Moss showed up to the opening of the Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott photography exhibit in the Istanbul, Turkey dressed in a completely see-through dress. ‘Cause if there’s one thing a predominantly Muslim country loves, it’s visible nipples. They also really like it when you walk into the Mosque with your shoes still on holding the Koran in your wiping hand. Toss in a few “Jesus Christ is Lord’s” and “America RULEZ!’s” and you’re guaranteed to blend seamlessly into their culture.

Nicole Kidman accompanied husband Keith Urban to the Australian Recording Industry Association Awards on Sunday in a completely see-through black dress — unbeknownst to her. The Daily Mail reveals

As the Oscar-winning actress removed her overcoat, there were riotous cheers of appreciation from the assembled red-carpet crowd. Miss Kidman, 40, appeared to be delighted by the noisy reception at Sydney’s Acer Arena, [but] all the cheering had been because her outfit was almost completely transparent [in the bright sun] and clearly showed the black thong and bra set underneath.

Wow — she’s forty? You have to admit, for a forty year-old woman, she sure looks great. Of course, for a twenty-two year old Mongolian power lifter, she looks like shit. Perspective, baby! It’s the only thing keeping me from killing myself most of the time.