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Less than a year after the pictures of Disney star Demi Lovato with a bunch of cut marks on her wrist made the rounds on the interwebs, new photos of the 16-year-old leaving MTV studios in New York with an wrist full of slashes have surfaced. Star Magazine says

Disney darling Demi Lovato is showing disturbing new signs of cutting — there now appear to be at least five nasty-looking slashes, where previously there were only a few.

“Demi has been really stressed out about her new show, Sonny with a Chance,” a source tells Star. “She’s not getting enough downtime because there is so much work involved, and she’s always being pulled in different directions. Cutting is how she can let go of the stress that has built up inside — when she cuts herself, it’s a way to cope.”

Statistics indicate that for every cut mark on a chick, you’re chances of getting anal increase 36%. By my calculations, “Backdoor Bandits” just found its new headliner.

“The Prophet’s” Kahlil Gibran once said, “Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.” Well, I think it’s pretty obvious that Kahlil Gibran was full of shit.

Because the power of Christ compels you: