Rumors are surfacing again that actress Lindsay Lohan has effectively spent herself broke, wasting over $300 grand on rehab and close to $1 million on hotel stays in the last year alone. And then, of course, there’s the essentials — MSNBC says

She spent a mind-boggling $70,000 alone on [tanning].

But don’t worry! Lindsay has a plan to get her out of the red (Editor’s Note: hee hee!) — her own line of leggings.

Lohan told Life & Style, “It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings.”

Then she added, “It’s too bad The Emperor’s Club got shut down this week, or I could have really made some money doing something I loved. Mostly in the butt. I loves me some wiener in the butt. But leggings are okay, too, I guess, if nobody wants to pay me to take it in the butt.” You know, I always believed Lindsay’s asshole could be a real money maker, but it’s really all about timing with these things. The anal markets can be so fickle. That’s mainly why I invest overseas.

Axl at the airport yesterday: