And now for some news nobody cares about: actress Emmy Rossum and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst are getting divorced. But not from each other. That would be too interesting. Us Weekly says

Two months after it was discovered that Emmy Rossum had been secretly married, her husband is filing for divorce.

Justin Siegel, a music producer… is seeking spousal support and requests that Rossum pay all divorce costs.

Us Weekly continues:

Three months after Fred Durst wed girlfriend Esther Nazarov in Las Vegas, the newlyweds have decided to split.

“For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support,” the Limp Bizkit frontman, 39, Twittered on Monday. “Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other.”

Well, there’s five minutes of your life you’ll never get back. If it’s any consolation, it still lasted longer than Fred Durst’s marriage.

Eddie Cibrian’s wife Brandi Glanville has left him after discovering he had been meeting with former mistress LeAnn Rimes on the sly at a friend’s house. According to Us Magazine

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart,” says Glanville, 36. “I want to do what is best for our children [Mason, 6, and Jake, 2]. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other.”

The final straw came after Cibrian and Rimes, 26, were caught again together in the early afternoon of July 17 — four months after the news of their affair [first broke] — outside the Malibu home of Jeff Berger, a longtime friend of the singer. (News of Cibrian having another affair — with 24-year-old model Scheana Marie Jancan — also broke earlier this same month.)

Sources tell us that Rimes’ pal Berger has been facilitating similar meetings at his home for about a month and that Rimes and Cibrian also made use of a rental house on L.A.’s west side.

How do you expect a man to say no to a rack like LeAnn’s? At least not without looking down or sideways, anyway? The trajectory of those nipples would make it damn near impossible. I doubt he even had a choice in the matter.

LeAnn in L.A.:

Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn filed for divorce from her husband of 28 years last Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” According to TMZ

There is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50.

Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

Gibson was later seen swathed in blue paint atop an agitated horse in front the mansion he and his wife once shared, waving a Claymore sword and yelling, “You may take my stock options and my summer home in the Hamptons, but you’ll never take… MY FREEDOM!”

Various states of “You goddamn kids get off my lawn”:

The same source who told Ted Casablancas back in 2004 that Jennifer Garner was dumping Michael Vartan for Ben Affleck has more juicy Garner Gossip for us. According to The Awful Truth

Sources insist that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck. Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? And certainly, those who know the former Alias star well insist Ben’s mama has never particularly cared for [her].

Garner’s rep responded in kind, telling Us Weekly that “there was not one ounce of truth to it” and that it was “100% completely fabricated.” Kinda like an episode of “The Hills,” only more believable.

Jen leaving her home in Brentwood yesterday: