Here’s one of your favorite people you love to hate, Lady Gaga performing at G-A-Y at Heaven in London, in more stupid costumes. I’m so appreciative that she was nice enough to use a big triangle to point out that the crotch of her fishnets hanging out, otherwise I might have missed it in all the sparkle and ruffles. All her ridiculous costumes are like smoke and mirrors to distract you away from the fact that her music sucks, but it doesn’t quite work. Kind of like how when you take a big stinky dump and try to cover it up with some Glade, but then it just ends up smelling like hot flowery ass.

Making her gay fans squeal like little girls:

Fashion magazines will tell you that if you’re pear-shaped, to try to wear clothing that draws the eye away from your hips and bottom, to play up your top half to balance your bottom half. The rules do not apply however, to Sasha Fierce. Her fashion rules say, “If it’s big, put a bow on it to make it bigger!” and “A girl can never wear too much gold or sequins. Gold sequins are even better,” and “Putting weird angles on your hips are good!”. I think she might be hiding a small village in that thing.

Performing at Bercy in Paris: