Katy Perry is known for wearing kooky dresses (see the eyeball dress), so you wouldn’t expect her to have a run-of-the-mill wedding dress, now would you? You’d be right. Digital Spy says,

Katy Perry has reportedly designed a wedding gown specifically to show off her toned stomach.

The singer is believed to have opted for a two-piece attire for when she ties the knot with fiancé Russell Brand. She apparently collaborated with designers Pnina Tornai and Monique Lhuillier to create her ideal outfit.

“She knows her toned torso is her best feature, so she wants to show it off,” a source told Heat. “She’s also more than aware that her wedding photos will be seen the world over, so she knows her look needs to stand out.

“From the back, she wants to look like a traditional bride, with a very long train, but from the front, she wants a Vegas-style sequinned number with exposed skin.”

The insider went on to say that the pair are still to confirm an official date for the ceremony.

“Katy just wants to be married already,” added the source. “She’s angling for an over-the-top elopement in Las Vegas. Russell wants to fly everyone some place exotic, either a Gothic castle or a destination with an Arabian feel.”

Wow. This sounds like the backwards version of a mullet–party up front, business in the back? What else about this reminds me of the 80′s? Let’s see, it must be the “Vegas-style sequined number with exposed skin”. Now all they need is Ed McMahon to officiate and some snazzy synth music and it’ll be Star Search all over again.

At LAX, being held captive by the Wolfman:

Here’s one of your favorite people you love to hate, Lady Gaga performing at G-A-Y at Heaven in London, in more stupid costumes. I’m so appreciative that she was nice enough to use a big triangle to point out that the crotch of her fishnets hanging out, otherwise I might have missed it in all the sparkle and ruffles. All her ridiculous costumes are like smoke and mirrors to distract you away from the fact that her music sucks, but it doesn’t quite work. Kind of like how when you take a big stinky dump and try to cover it up with some Glade, but then it just ends up smelling like hot flowery ass.

Making her gay fans squeal like little girls:

Fashion magazines will tell you that if you’re pear-shaped, to try to wear clothing that draws the eye away from your hips and bottom, to play up your top half to balance your bottom half. The rules do not apply however, to Sasha Fierce. Her fashion rules say, “If it’s big, put a bow on it to make it bigger!” and “A girl can never wear too much gold or sequins. Gold sequins are even better,” and “Putting weird angles on your hips are good!”. I think she might be hiding a small village in that thing.

Performing at Bercy in Paris: