S.S. Hayden Panettiere in Seventeen Magazine

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In honor of July 4th, I decided to put up these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in next month’s Seventeen magazine. Because really, what’s more American than looking at pictures of barely legal teenage girls on your computer? It’s what John Adams and Thomas Jefferson would have wanted. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Jamie Lynn Turns 17, Goes To Wal-Mart

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A visibly pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the big one-seven with fiancé Casey Aldridge in Mississippi this weekend. People Magazine says

Spears, who is pregnant with Aldridge’s child, took in a quiet dinner with Aldridge at [a Liberty, Mississippi Ruby Tuesday's]. They then went to Wal-Mart, where Spears looked at sleeping bags.

Pregnant teen with G.E.D. at a discount department store — that’s practically every clichĂ© in the book! I’m waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add “… then you might be a redneck” and Gretchen Wilson to chime in with a “Hell yeah.” I hope Jamie wanted a lifetime of anniversary cartons of cigarettes and Christmases filled with Craftsman Truck Series race tickets, because that’s damn sure what she’s getting.

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