Bon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora is checking into rehab for the second time in five years. Radar Online says:

Sambora is checking into a facility for exhaustion and to regain his sobriety.

The guitar player spent a month at Cirque Lodge in Utah in 2007. That was after the traumatic break-up of his marriage to Heather Locklear and his split from girlfriend Denise Richards the same month his father died of lung cancer.

”Richie recently has been drinking too much, and wants to get his life together,” a source [said] exclusively, adding that the band has been very supportive of the rehab decision.

Well, I hope it takes. It’d probably be nice for him to be able to put on a suit without hearing the words “will the defendant please rise.”

Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev in Seventeen Magazine, because Richie Sambora is old and unattractive:

Demi Lovato alluded to having anorexia shortly after her release from rehab, but never actually revealed the reason she was there in the first place. There were rumors of binge drinking, cutting, drug use and assault, but the Sonny with a Chance star tells Seventeen magazine she was there for her “life-long” issues with an eating disorder. Us Magazine quotes her as saying:

“I don’t think there’s going to be a day when I don’t think about food or my body, but I’m living with it, and I wish I could tell young girls to find their safe place and stay with it.

There have been times when I definitely have been tempted to get rid of my dinner. I will deal with it for the rest of my life because it’s a life-long disease.

It’s very crucial that you get your feelings out, but don’t ever inflict harm on your own body because your body is so sacred. If you are going through that dark period, go to your family and closest friends. Don’t put yourself in danger.”

Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Everyone has their own potentially fatal way of dealing with their problems. It’s called being a teenager. Starving yourself is just what rich white girls do when they’re too stuck-up to try Jack Daniels and anal in high school. Your loss, sister!

On her way to New Journey Eating Disorder Center in Santa Monica:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

They say your clothing says a lot about you. Like The Situation’s turtleneck here, for instance. It says to me, “I’m a virgin” and “chances are good there’s an twelve-sided die somewhere on my person,” and “please not the Texas wedgie.” It doesn’t come right out and say “I’m gay” per se, but I think we can all agree it’s pretty heavily implied.

More of The Situation at 17 (thumbs 1 &2), plus Jenni “JWoww” Farley (thumbs 3-6) and Pauly D (the rest):

In honor of July 4th, I decided to put up these pictures of Hayden Panettiere in next month’s Seventeen magazine. Because really, what’s more American than looking at pictures of barely legal teenage girls on your computer? It’s what John Adams and Thomas Jefferson would have wanted. U-S-A! U-S-A!

A visibly pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the big one-seven with fiancé Casey Aldridge in Mississippi this weekend. People Magazine says

Spears, who is pregnant with Aldridge’s child, took in a quiet dinner with Aldridge at [a Liberty, Mississippi Ruby Tuesday's]. They then went to Wal-Mart, where Spears looked at sleeping bags.

Pregnant teen with G.E.D. at a discount department store — that’s practically every cliché in the book! I’m waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add “… then you might be a redneck” and Gretchen Wilson to chime in with a “Hell yeah.” I hope Jamie wanted a lifetime of anniversary cartons of cigarettes and Christmases filled with Craftsman Truck Series race tickets, because that’s damn sure what she’s getting.