Lindsay Lohan is dedicated, y’all.  She won’t let a formal event like the Golden Globes stop LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!! from railroading its way through 2010, no siree.  Lindsay threw on the first sparkly hoodie dress she found wadded in a ball in the corner of her closet (under the bong and those “borrowed” pants with coke in the pocket) and she sprayed herself with approximately 13 gallons of Sevin Nyne (so she’d have that nice Oompa Loompa glow) and she crashed the Warner Brothers Golden Globes after-party.  Who needs an invitation, anyway?  Not this girl!

It’s like she thinks she’s Grace Jones, except orange and blonde and retarded:

Now you, too, can have that Chernobyl glow, thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s new line of self-tanner “Sevin Nyne.” People Magazine says

“I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved [until I met spray tanner Lorit Simon]. She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lindsay reveals of the partnership. “It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”

The $35 spray will become available exclusively in Sephora stores on the first of May — with an early web launch on Sephora.com on April 15.

And, judging from the promo ads, it also erases freckles while broadening your jaw line! I’m sure it also works as a long-lasting penile numbing agent to prolong sexual encounters, and when huffed, produces a buzz similar to that of inhaling VCR head cleaner. Lindsay Lohan’s not going to just put her name on anything, you know. It has to be a product she can stand behind. Or at least get in front of on all fours.