People Magazine named “Hangover” star Bradley Cooper this year’s Sexiest Man Alive, saying:

There’s more to 2011′s Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper than dazzling baby blues and a killer smile.

This Georgetown grad can whip up dinner, take you for a spin on his motorcycle and whisper sweet nothings in French (he’s fluent!). Just don’t try convincing him what a catch he is.

They don’t mention it anywhere in the article, but I bet he won Most Eligible Beard Magnet, too. That dude couldn’t be more gay if he represented the Lollipop Guild.

At “The Hangover II” premiere earlier this year:

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Matt Damon has been deemed “The Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine.

… This year’s winner was Bourne to the title. “You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” [said] Damon, 37, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.

Rounding out the list: Patrick Dempsy, Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt and James Macavoy. Nowhere on the list: Owen Wilson, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Dale Gribble, Wilmer Valderrama, and Pink. Almost made the list: your mom.

Stills from “The Bourne Ultimatum” for the ladies: