Esquire Magazine has deemed “Friday Night Lights” star Minka Kelly their annual Sexiest Woman Alive, and not just because her mom was a whore, either. That was just an added bonus. Minka told the November 2010 issue:

‘My mom was a dancer. An exotic dancer. She was a stripper. Um, so she would come home at like three, four o’clock in the morning, and sometimes she would have a really great night, and so she would wake me up in the middle of the night and we’d go to Ralphs and go grocery shopping.

And that was so much fun. We’d have the whole grocery store to ourselves, and we would have a blast and buy a hundred dollars in groceries. And it was just the best day ever. The best day.’

She didn’t mention anything about the bad days — the days where mommy stumbled in stinking drunk and oozing hepatitis C and regret. Or as I like to call it, “Saturday morning.”

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