Just a week after he publicly announced his triumphant return to golf, more of Tiger Wood’s filthy sext messages to porn star Joslyn James were made public yesterday via Sexting Joslyn James, and they’re even worse than most people thought. I picked my favorites out for you here (you can read the more boring ones after the jump):

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Let’s be honest here — you really don’t need to ask that dirty skank if she’s “ever had a golden shower done to her.” I think it’s pretty obvious that chick has been peed on more times than a dog park fire hydrant. From the looks of her, she’s probably had more golden showers than actual showers. It’s not like baby wipes and Jovan Musk buy themselves, you know.

In case you forgot how disgusting she was:

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