Perhaps you stumbled across those pictures of Paris Hilton being blessed by a shaman in yesterday’s Quickies and asked yourself, “Um, what the fuck?” Turns out the guy sporting the third-world beard and robes isn’t really a shaman at all, but an out of work character actor. According to TMZ

Her “guru” that supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor [named] Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

If it isn’t covered in flashbulbs or spouting seminal fluid, it’s a safe to assume that Paris did no research whatsoever. Here’s hoping that the holiest thing to come her way is a big fat lightning bolt from the sky.

Flim flam shaman sham: