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The 2011 CMT Music Awards were last night in Nashville, Tennessee (EDITOR’S NOTE: Wooo! Tennessee!), and the highlight of the evening was when Shania Twain walked out to present the Male Video of the Year and bit it hard. On the plus side, she earned herself a nomination for Viral Video of the Year in the process, so it wasn’t a total loss.

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The 42nd Annual Country Music Awards were last night, and I’m guessing you — like me — don’t really give a shit. But People Magazine thinks you do! They say:

Kenny Chesney earned the prestigious Entertainer of the Year award for the third year in a row on Wednesday. Four-time nominee Brad Paisley didn’t just host and perform at the ceremony – he was one of the night’s major winners, including Male Vocalist and Music Video of the year for “Waitin’ on a Woman.” The singer’s co-host, Carrie Underwood, was named Female Vocalist of the Year for the third year in a row.

I’ve tried to like country music — I really have — but I just can’t seem to do it. Frankly, the only way I could have found this show any more boring is if it also included a symposium on “The Effects of Agricultural Diversification on the Economic Structure of Uzbekistan” as performed by the cast of High School Musical 3.

Taylor Swift looking fantastic in Kaufman Franco:

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Reese Witherspoon in Marchesa:

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Carrie Underwood in Roberto Cavalli:

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Nicole Kidman and faggy husband Keith Urban:

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Shania Twain (hot) vs Faith Hill (NOT):

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Jewel in Roberto Cavalli and Miranda Lambert:

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The newly Asian Diana Degarmo:

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Kellie Pickler in Zuhair Murad and Lee Ann Womack:

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More details in the Shania Twain divorce have come to light, and it turns out that her husband of fourteen years, Mutt Lange, was boning her best friend and manager of their Swiss estate, 37-year old Marie-Anne Thiébaud. People Magazine says

“Mutt and Anne-Marie left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,” says one source, adding that the she was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son. “Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends. [She is] devastated… this came out of left field.”

Way to upgrade, Mutt! Marie-Anne Thiébaud looks like she could be Sandra Bernhard’s ugly twin sister, and Shania Twain’s, well, Shania freakin’ Twain. It’s like trading in your Ferrari for a rusted out five-speed with no seat and a bent front wheel. And also a grocery sack full of bread pudding where the tits are supposed to be.

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