Elaine Benes is Freakin HOT

Julia Louis-Dreyfus manages to bypass the Seinfeld-coined “sponge-worthy” and head straight into what I like to call “plunge-worthy” territory in the April issue of Shape magazine. Ha ha, get it? Plunge-worthy? See, it’s a penis joke. Because you would want to put your penis inside her because she’s so attractive. Feel free to write that …

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Jaime Pressly Gets in Shape

I don’t know how Jaime Pressly looks like this a year and a half after giving birth. Plastic surgery? Magic lamp? A deal with devil himself? All I know is that a year and a half after giving birth, my midsection looked like the rind of a deflated cantaloupe and it refused to buck Newton’s …

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