Adam Lambert is “Glam Nation Glam”

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See, this is what happens when you accidentally leave your Boy George cassettes and your Bedazzler too close to a Zoltar Speaks machine. Get back into your Toyota Yaris, grab the nearest white wine spritzer and head straight to the house of the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees, because you’re fucking gayer than Rainbow Brite’s unicorn. I’m just sorry I had to be the one to break it to you like this.

Gratuitous Adrianne Curry twitpics to cleanse the palate:

Rihanna Inglourious Basterds Premiere: When Nature Calls

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You don’t usually see hair like Rihanna’s unless it’s on the head of a well-intentioned pet detective who pulls his cheeks apart to make his ass “talk.” Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna!

All-hall-righty then:

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Solange Knowles Looks Different

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PHOTO CREDIT: Daily Mail

I guess this is what happens when Max Headroom and a Bedazzler literally “snatch you baldheaded.” Note to self: avoid iconic eighties TV characters and rhinestone appliqués at all costs.

Solange and her old weave at the Cointreau Teese Launch Party and Bungalow 8:

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Rihanna Shaves Her Head

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It looks like Rihanna’s gone Last of the Mohicans and shaved that man right outta her hair! On the plus side, I’m pretty sure that haircut comes with a lifetime supply of commodity cheese and 0.0063 acres of land in northern Montana. Hope you like whiskey and blackjack, Rihanna!

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