You don’t usually see hair like Rihanna’s unless it’s on the head of a well-intentioned pet detective who pulls his cheeks apart to make his ass “talk.” Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee Tuna!
All-hall-righty then:
PHOTO CREDIT: Daily Mail
I guess this is what happens when Max Headroom and a Bedazzler literally “snatch you baldheaded.” Note to self: avoid iconic eighties TV characters and rhinestone appliqués at all costs.
Solange and her old weave at the Cointreau Teese Launch Party and Bungalow 8:
It looks like Rihanna’s gone Last of the Mohicans and shaved that man right outta her hair! On the plus side, I’m pretty sure that haircut comes with a lifetime supply of commodity cheese and 0.0063 acres of land in northern Montana. Hope you like whiskey and blackjack, Rihanna!
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