Jul 12, 200753
Look! It’s Shemar Moore’s Wiener
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Just who is Shemar Moore? I don’t really know. Some former soap star who’s on “Criminal Minds” now. What’s important here is that I have a picture of his wiener. Little known fact: our Shemar here is a closeted gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. If the meticulously groomed landing strip pubic hair didn’t tip you off, the fact that he’s on a gay beach ought to pretty much seal the deal. And what exactly makes a beach gay? Why, the lisp of the wind through the coconut trees and the mimosa tides lapping at your toes, duh. And the naked oiled men snorting meth and barebacking it all over the place. That makes a beach pretty gay, too.
