Robert Downey, Jr. stopped by ShoWest to introduce preview footage for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, which doesn’t come out until December.  ComingSoon has a pretty detailed description of the footage, but the only really important part is this:

There was a quick-cut montage of more action scenes before a scene where a maid walks into a room and screams, dropping the tray she was carrying.  We cut to Downey chained to a bed naked except for a pillow covering his genitals, and he asks her to remain calm and that under the pillow is the “key to his release” and the shocked woman runs out screaming.

Eeeeexcellent.  So is it December yet?

…no?

How ’bout now?  Is it December now?

Goddammit.  In the meantime, here’s some shirtless RDJ to tide you over:

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, dear Watson! Rowr.

One more official still from Robert Downey, Jr.’s new Sherlock Holmes movie: