Fellow woman scorned Sheryl Crow is speaking out on the demise of Jennifer Aniston’s marriage to Brad Pitt, insisting it was Jen who dumped Brad in back 2005 and not the other way around. Crow claims she and Aniston became BFF after she ditched cyclist Lance Armstrong and Jen sent Brad packing. Contact Music quotes her as saying

“The perceived idea is that… we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. Once Jen saw the writing on the wall, she dumped Brad. She took a cold, hard look at her marriage and [realized]… she and Brad had vastly different personal agendas and feelings about love, career and having a family.”

The biggest personal difference of course being Brad’s “porking Angelina Jolie” agenda. It just didn’t meld with Jen’s staunch “not being Angelina Jolie” agenda. I think that’s what’s meant by the legal term “irreconcilable differences.”

Not Angelina and Owen Wilson in Miami filming “Marley and Me” yesterday: