Angelina Jolie finally emerged in New York today with two-year old daughter Shiloh in tow while preparing for next week’s premiere of her new movie “The Changeling.” Why is this newsworthy? Because it’s the first time Angelina has been photographed since giving birth to the twins almost three months ago. But all that’s about to change, thanks to Brad-mandated therapy. Star Magazine says

After months of stress and turmoil, a weary, frustrated Brad Pitt has put his foot down and has forced Angelina Jolie to get professional help. Brad… put her in therapy to get her to eat, get out of the house and put an end to her intense mood swings. “Angelina didn’t want to accept the fact that she was struggling after the twins were born and was really resistant to Brad’s pleas for her to get help,” an insider tells Star. “But she finally agreed.”

The mother of six has been unhappy with her body and has hardly been eating. “She still thinks she’s fat,” says a source. “She barely touches the food that is brought to her. She clearly has a problem with her self-image. She’s lost some of the baby weight but thinks she still has fat on her stomach. Brad tells her she doesn’t and thinks it’s all in her head, but she still thinks she sees it.”

And there you go, boys. The ticket to a woman’s undying affection? Get another man involved in her life — make her see a shrink. Some overpriced doctor who’s willing to dole out happy pills and sit enraptured by her “thoughts” and “feelings” so you don’t have to. ‘Cause God knows that shit is lame. I know I’ve always depended on the other men in my life to keep my marriage afloat. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels and Ben Dodiazepines, that is. Those bastards have never let me down!

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt — the superspawn of Angelina and Brad — was a target of a recent kidnapping plot. Her parents reportedly discovered a note pinned to the door of their home that included a picture of the 20-month-old along with an ominous warning. The Daily Mail reports

“Someone got to their doorstep and left a threat against Shiloh. The person included a photo of her, and a note that read, ‘We got this close already.’

[Brad and Angelina] are freaked out. Shiloh has someone protecting her 24-7, and Brad and Angie are trying to avoid taking her out of the house.”

The note was left in early January.

Did the note smell like the Zone diet and insecurity? ‘Cause if it did, I got one guess as to who left it. Jennifer Aniston was reportedly devastated when she found out Angie was knocked up again. Insult to injury, it’s twins. This has got “Lifetime Original Movie” written all freakin’ over it. I’m thinking something along the lines of “Baby Monitor: The Sound of Fear” or “With Kid Gloves: Cradle of Strife.” Running time: 82 minutes. A jilted ex-wife exacts her revenge by kidnapping the other woman’s child. Starring Kristie Swanson as Jennifer Aniston, Yasmeen Bleeth as Angelina Jolie, and Gary Coleman as Zahara Jolie-Pitt.

Angie at Heathrow airport on her way to Iraq: