While on her trip to Dubai to inflame more anti-American hate launch her new fragrance at Sephora and attend the opening of a Millions of Milkshakes store with mom Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian thought it would be an interesting experience so see not only what non-synthetic, non-stretch fabric feels like, but to be covered head-to-toe (in something other than bodily fluids). Says E! Online:

Going by Kim’s Twitter account, she’s been having an amazing time and she’s loving their accommodations at the ritzy Atlantis, the Palm Hotel.

But while out shopping in the gold district tonight, the mother-daughter duo decided to try to blend in as much as possible. As much as two famous Americans with bodyguards and eyelashes too long for their veils can blend in, that is.
At one store, Kim and Kris were fitted for traditional burqas, robes that cover from head to toe, and even tried on niqabs, which shield the entire face, minus a thin slit to see through.

But even wrapped up in solid black, Kim attracted plenty of attention. According to an eyewitness, their security team had to hold hands to form a ring around the E! stars as they made their way through the marketplace as people—who at least sounded like fans, anyway—cheered and called out to them.

Kim also enjoyed some more contemporary Dubai fashion as well, busting out new colorful caftans and tunics from Marena y Sol and getting dolled up for dinner and seeing the sights.

“Seriously the woman in Dubai are sooo gorgeous!!! I’m sure @RobKardashian is so jealous he didn’t come w me! WOW these woman are beautiful!” she wrote.

“I was telling my sisters, we’ve got to start up a hotel in Dubai and design all the different rooms and floors,” Kim told reporters during her stay. “I like to pay attention to what my fan base is really asking for, whether it’s hair and makeup, clothing brands…everything I think will be successful here and I look forward to getting to know the people here.”

Kim Kardashian is probably the only American who would think that a crowd of ululating Arabs surrounding them are after your autograph and not your evil harlot’s head.

One more picture of her trying on the burqa, and then some with her mom at the Millions of Milkshakes grand opening:

Here’s Lady Gaga in Paris on the December 21st, sans pants and shirt. Paris’ temperature on that day was a balmy 39°, so you can see why she wouldn’t need the extravagance of superfluous clothing. I am happy to see though, that she’s well prepared for a flood with those boots, and she’s ready to be walked on a leash if someone mistakes her for a dog. Which, with her face, is not a big stretch.

Fugging up Paris:

I don’t know what’s Lindsay Lohan’s deal is with not wearing bras. There’s nothing comfortable about sloshing around while you walk. I guess it’s just another way for her to get attention. So congratulations, Lindsay, it worked, because here I am posting pictures of you because you’re not wearing a bra. Hope it makes your day. I think I hate myself now.

Shopping in West Hollywood:

Howdy y’all, it’s 2010!  Welcome to the future, bitches.  It’s Sarah, and I’m sorry to inform you that Abby’s been chained up in Mariah Carey’s basement unavoidably detained, and y’all are stuck with me until February.  Don’t fret though, pets.  She’ll be back in time for Valentine’s Day, so you’ll still be able to pretend you have a girlfriend again this year.

Oh hey, speaking of delusional lunatics, Lindsay Lohan spouted a bunch of New Year’s nonsense on her Twitter over the weekend.  From People:

Having said buh-bye to 2009, Lindsay Lohan is gearing up for a drama-free New Year.

“2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits [sic], and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? ” Lohan, 23, tweeted from St. Barts, where she’s been spending time onboard Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich’s yacht.

As Lohan vowed on her Twitter page, “Starting my new year off with friends&family, the way it should be….. No boyfriends and the other drama.” Lohan’s message threw cold water on recent reports that have romantically linked her to DJ Jus-Ske and model Adam Senn.

While 2009 saw the actress sign a lucrative deal with fashion house Emanuel Ungaro, costar with Robert DeNiro in the film Machete and channel her humanitarian spirit by heading to India to meet with exploited children, she also had her fair share of drama: a very public split from deejay Samantha Ronson, countless rumors of random hookups and bad behavior, and in October, having a Beverly Hills judge extend her probation by a year.

Still, Lohan, won’t let the detractors get her. “To answer everybody’s question … My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down,” she Tweeted. “Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!)”

Yeah.  Sure.  Because nothing says “drama free” like LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!

Lindsay is currently in St. Barths with her sister, doing… some stuff.  Lounging around and shopping, apparently, which means her “vacation” is exactly like every other day of her life.  I’m pretty sure that at this point, the earth’s magnetic poles would actually reverse if this bitch ever got a real job for even one afternoon.

Clomping around in ridiculous shoes and then copping a squat in the Louis Vuitton store: