Get out your hankies, because ‘Khloe & Lamar’ is getting canceled. Guess all you Sasquatch enthusiasts are going to have to go back to viewing the same old, grainy footage again.  TMZ says,

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have decided to pull the plug on their spin-off show “Khloe & Lamar.”

Sources tell TMZ, the show’s second season will be its last … because Lamar wants to focus on reviving his fizzling NBA career.

As we previously reported, Lamar was relegated to the Dallas Mavericks’ inactive list after putting up career low numbers this season. If he’s lucky, he’ll be traded. If not, who knows …

But we’re told Lamar is determined to make a comeback — and he feels he should focus on only one project. Lamar will be living in L.A. full-time and he’s hired trainers to help him get his game back.

According to sources, Khloe and Lamar WILL make occasional appearances on the reality mother ship,”Keeping Up with the Kardashians” — but that’s it. No mas.

Surprise! Outside the magical land of reality television, you can’t sit on your ass doing nothing and expect to make it big. You have to actually, you know, do something worthwhile. Why do you think the Kardashians naturally gravitated toward reality shows?

Leaving their hotel with Kim Kardashian in New York:

Photo source: Fame Pictures

Everybody hates Miley Cyrus because nobody likes loudmouth white trash, and relatively soon she will have one less venue through which to assault our senses.  Her Disney Channel show “Hannah Montana” is being canceled after its fourth season later this year.  From Us:

Cyrus’ blockbuster show Hannah Montana will wrap production forever in 2010, reps for Disney confirmed to the New York Post Friday. The Disney Channel series — about average teen “Miley Stewart” who secretly moonlights as pop star Hannah Montana — begins shooting its fourth season Jan. 18, concluding sometime this summer.

Hannah Montana‘s season-three finale, “Is Miley Saying Goodbye?” airs in mid-March, and mirrors the actress-singer’s own growing pains. “It’s one of the things [her character Miley Stewart] has been wrestling with for months,” Disney Channel executive Andy Bonnett tells the Post. “Whether it’s time to make a decision to continue being Hannah Montana or just be a regular, ordinary girl.” (Season four premieres “in late spring,” and will air throughout 2010, Bonnett added.)

In September 2008, Cyrus squashed rumors that she was trying to get fired from the show, telling UsMagazine.com at the time, “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people.”

Now 17, Cyrus is leaving her show at a high point; it still averages nearly 5 million viewers a week, the Post notes. The maturing star has certainly turned heads over the past year and a half: a half-naked Vanity Fair cover, a stripper-pole performance at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, a precocious tattoo and countless provocative remarks.

In fact, tween site JSYK.com voted Cyrus the worst celebrity influence of 2009; out of nearly 45,000 votes, Cyrus garnered 42%, beating out Britney Spears (27%) and Kanye West (19%).

But the star has plenty of other projects to keep her occupied: She headlines the Nicholas Sparks romantic film The Last Song (which premieres in April) and makes a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel, which arrives May 28.  “It’s the best job I’ve ever done,” Cyrus said of her appearance in Sex.  She has called her burgeoning film career “my main passion.”

Ugh.  Whatever.  I am so sick of hearing about Miley Cyrus’ goddamn passions.  She’s dumb as a box of hair, she’s a terrible actress, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, she looks kinda like a chipmunk, she’s got jacked up teeth and gigantic gums and when she smiles it’s like looking through a vortex to hell.  Her father’s a creepy hillbilly, her brother’s a hipster douchebag and she’s got that nine-year-old sister who dresses like she’s working a corner on Sunset and it would just really help me out if that whole Cyrus clan could hurry up and die in a fire.

Bring out them hankies, folks, because your favorite show you love to hate will be put down–hopefully, with a shotgun behind the barn. People reports,

Jon & Kate Plus 8, which in recent months had become just about as fun as reliving your parents’ divorce, will stop filming new episodes next month, according to the New York Post.

After Jon Gosselin, 32, forbade TLC from filming his and 34-year-old estranged wife Kate’s eight children for their show, the network will try to squeeze out a couple remaining episodes from existing footage before putting the show to rest, according to sources.

Kate, who’s previously said she relies on the show for her income, and who says the kids have been crying since the film crews left, hasn’t commented. Neither has Jon, who said he put the kibosh on the show because had an epiphany about the harm the show was causing the family – and not because he’d been axed from a future version of the show to be called Kate Plus 8.

It’s not clear whether TLC would restart the show should Jon change his mind about filming the kids.

The kids have been crying since they film crews left? This is one seriously ass-backwards family. Maybe they’re crying because Mommy Dearest is beating her little moneymakers now that they’re not supporting her anymore. Well, there’s always the sweatshops they can work at in downtown Los Angeles.