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Much like Megan Fox’s face, Yeeeah is currently in the process of a complete cosmetic overhaul and reconstruction so we can improve your viewing experience. 2013 promises to be a year of exciting changes and personal growths like you haven’t seen since the early days of puberty! The new Yeeeah will be sleeker, firmer, even …

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It’s Veteran’s Day

It’s Veteran’s Day, that magical time of year when we hunt down and beat without mercy the people responsible for letting Kes$ha desecrate our flag like that. It’s what our forefathers would have wanted. Anyway, I’m going to be thanking a serviceman today, so Joe will filling in for me in the meantime. And possibly …

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Apologies for the lack of updates yesterday. Hurricane Sandy gave my internet and cable providers no quarter. I also gave them no quarters, which could also account for the service interruption. Who knows. Either way, the power is back, and my neighbor’s wifi isn’t password-protected, so posting will resume as scheduled!

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Apologies for the lack of updates — due to an ongoing arson investigation circumstances beyond my control, I was indisposed most of yesterday and this morning. Posting will resume as scheduled, although possibly under an assumed name and with a Spanish accent. Miranda Kerr in a bikini in this month’s VS catalog as penance (and …

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A word of advice: never, NEVER mix sleeping pills with Southern Comfort and Nepalese stick hash, or you’ll wake up missing two days and one of your kidneys. It’s a hard lesson to have to learn. Being a cautionary tale definitely has its downside. You never know how much you love your renal function until …

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