Following in the fetid footsteps of Matthew McConaughey, 21-year old AnnaLynne McCord has taken to embracing her “natural” smell by eschewing deodorant altogether. A 90210 set insider told the National Enquirer

“[AnnaLynne] actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesn’t need it - as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is AnnaLynne reeks! The problem has gotten so bad that [the cast and crew] have nicknamed her ‘AnnaLynne McStinky.’

A few people have made lighthearted jokes about body odor while in her presence, and someone else actually tossed some deodorant into a bag she carries when she wasn’t looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasn’t gotten the hint.”

She sure looks like a hot little piece of fuck me all night long, but I can’t get past the whole smelling like a Pakistani cab driver on a hot July day thing. Like gingivitis and chronic halitosis before it, it’s a bonafide deal breaker.

There’s not much things worse than having to be around someone who stinks. I used to work at a small gift shop where we also sold lottery tickets and scratchers, and so we’d have a regular clientele of old people, since old people have nothing better to do than watch soap operas, get enemas and buy lottery tickets. Well if you’ve been around old people enough, you’re likely to have smelled a ripe one. You know, the one that smells like unwashed crotch, mothballs, with notes of cheap perfume or BenGay. So I totally empathize with the cast of the new Twilight movie “New Moon”, because according to reports, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson avoids showers like a vampire avoids the sun.

Despite the assumed notion by many “Twilight” fans that Robert Pattinson is perfect, reports from the set of “New Moon” prove that even the dreamiest guys have their flaws.

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” the source said about Pattinson’s personal hygiene. “He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added.

Well, now we know how he gets his trademark bedhead-look. Sebum is so now!

This is all news to me, but apparently actor Matthew McConaughey doesn’t wear anything that inhibits his natural smell. That means no cologne and no deodorant. And he hasn’t worn it for more than 20 years. According to Page Six

While on the set of Fool’s Gold, actress Kate Hudson begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy. “She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he said. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”

Matthew [insists] that the ladies dig it, saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’” Kate, apparently, was an exception. Not that he’s against hygiene. He brushes his teeth at least five times a day and claims, “I take a few [showers] a day.”

Total surprise. I always imagined Matthew McConaughey would smell like virility and handsomeness. I wouldn’t have in a million years pictured him smelling like a cabbie in the middle of July. But even without the deodorant, there have still got to be hundreds of celebrities that smell worse than Matt. To save time, I’ll just list ten:

10. Paris Hilton — straight up jizz

9. Tara Reid — vodka, but with base notes of jizz and soggy cigarette butts

8. Kirstie Alley — kung pao chicken and krispy kreme

7. Jared Leto — Always with Wings^TM

6. Rumer Willis — potatoes

5. Andy Dick — jizz and nasal drip coke breath

4. Courtney Love — cheap whiskey and vomit

3. Amy Winehouse — tears and three-day gin bender sweat

2. Fergie — tinkle and synthetic estrogen

AND THE NUMBER ONE SMELLIEST CELEBRITY:

1. Britney Spears — sweat, cheetos, and Marlboro Lights, with a whiff of menstruation (NSFW)