This is all news to me, but apparently actor Matthew McConaughey doesn’t wear anything that inhibits his natural smell. That means no cologne and no deodorant. And he hasn’t worn it for more than 20 years. According to Page Six

While on the set of Fool’s Gold, actress Kate Hudson begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy. “She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he said. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”

Matthew [insists] that the ladies dig it, saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’” Kate, apparently, was an exception. Not that he’s against hygiene. He brushes his teeth at least five times a day and claims, “I take a few [showers] a day.”

Total surprise. I always imagined Matthew McConaughey would smell like virility and handsomeness. I wouldn’t have in a million years pictured him smelling like a cabbie in the middle of July. But even without the deodorant, there have still got to be hundreds of celebrities that smell worse than Matt. To save time, I’ll just list ten:

10. Paris Hilton — straight up jizz

9. Tara Reid — vodka, but with base notes of jizz and soggy cigarette butts

8. Kirstie Alley — kung pao chicken and krispy kreme

7. Jared Leto — Always with Wings^TM

6. Rumer Willis — potatoes

5. Andy Dick — jizz and nasal drip coke breath

4. Courtney Love — cheap whiskey and vomit

3. Amy Winehouse — tears and three-day gin bender sweat

2. Fergie — tinkle and synthetic estrogen

AND THE NUMBER ONE SMELLIEST CELEBRITY:

1. Britney Spears — sweat, cheetos, and Marlboro Lights, with a whiff of menstruation (NSFW)