Lindsay Lohan continued her oh-so-subtle promotion of the smokeless tobacco product Arriva yesterday by walking around with the box strategically placed to reveal the brand name. Hard up for cash after a string of flops and multiple trips to rehab, the Firecrotch has resorted to paparazzi-centered product placement to earn her coke money. I can’t imagine Arriva will see any real increase in sales, though, considering when she’s not playing billboard whore, she’s usually smoking cigarettes or putting out cigarettes or lighting cigarettes. It’d really make more sense to try to secure a spot as the unofficial face of Lifestyles brand condoms or RU-486. Now that the public could probably swallow. Pun intended!

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