Sophie Monk Looks Different

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Everyone keeps saying how Sophie Monk has gone and ruined her face with a bunch fillers and injectable-plumpers, but I don’t know if I believe that. Maybe she just had a permanent allergic reaction to some bad shellfish. Or maybe she wore a hornet’s nest like a sombrero while shotgunning tabasco and habanero chilis. What am I, psychic?

In Cosmo next month:

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S.S. More of Sophie Monk Topless in The Hills Run Red

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I already gave you a taste of Sophie Monk topless in “The Hills Run Red,” but you guys don’t usually complain when I toss more titty your way, so here are Sophie Monk’s bare boobies. Again. That’s about it, really. No sense in beating a dead horse here. Especially when there are so many other things you’d rather be beating at the moment. Yeeeah, baby! High five!

Lots, lots, lots LOTS more NSFW boobage after the jump:

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Sophie Monk Topless in The Hills Run Red

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Sophie Monk’s new movie “The Hills Run Red” heads straight to a DVD player near you today, in which she plays a stripper who shows her boobs. That’s all I really know. I was going to do a little more research, but that would have required reading words instead of staring at her boobs. Which, ironically, is exactly you’re doing right now. Dumbass!

All thumbs 2 and 3 NSFW:

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S.S. Sophie Monk Rides Her Bike in Bikini

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Boy, is Pee Wee Herman gonna be pissed when he finds out Sophie Monk stole his bike and painted it pink. It’s not for sale, Francis!

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S.S. Sophie Monk in a Bikini

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Sophie Monk is a shitty actress with an even shittier resume of box office failures, but I doubt you’ll care because her bikini is virtually see-through when it’s wet. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned about this industry, it’s that you can be a boil on the ass of all things thespian and still get a job if you’re blond and have big tits. That goes double if you have a “will do full-frontal” clause in your contract and don’t mind sucking a little director dick from time to time. On the other hand, those qualifications only hinder your chances for a job if you’re looking for a part-time position at a daycare or old folks home. Just trust me on that one.

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I’ll Have What She’s Having

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Australian actress Sophie Monk helped herself to a big ol’ slice of Paris Hilton leftover pie by swapping her ex-boyfriend for Paris’. Sound confusing and riddled with genital blisters? Grab a spoon and dig in! Star Pulse says

[Sophie] split from rocker fiance Benji Madden at the beginning of 2008 and now she has been spotted out and about with his new girlfriend Paris Hilton’s ex, Alex Vaggo. Vaggo, a former pizza delivery boy, dated Hilton last year.

So, in short, each is banging the other’s ex. Marvelous. Well, you can’t undo the skank of Paris Hilton once you’ve been branded with it. Like a Aryan Nation tattoo or the term “registered sex offender,” it will serve to haunt you the rest of your days. Not to mention make volunteering as Den Mother or Black History Ambassador next to impossible.

Sophie necking with Kristin Cavallari outside the gym last week:

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Paris on Germany’s small screen gem “Wetten, dass?” this weekend:

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Sophie Monk is Skinny

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Sophie Monk is so skinny that everytime she takes a bath, the hole sucks her in and her boyfriend has to call the plumber to help her get out of this mess.

More pics after the jump.

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